today the brave young man Roy Tango brought justice to Providence.
It all began when I found a scent in Providence that was left by some higher force. Larceny had been commited!
We decided that, if we can't find the perpetrator, we may at least put our classy hats on and find the item in question.*
Like every other rightful pilgrim would've done, I opened the unlocked gate to notify its owner about that security issue and was quickly spotted. Before I had time to explain, I was chased. I tried to flee onto the water, but it was too late.
I used the time I shared with the ground to explain my mission, what with the hat and all.
This being such a hat-heavy affair, King Nothing showed up in person to ask for the reason behind this public desecration of headwear in the lands of Providence.
The victim of the divine attack was still so confused that he decided to get rid of my rightful, justice-seeking scout and so Roy Tango stepped forward and ended this mission by punishing the original perpetrator.
Now there we are, pondering about our next steps to free the hats of Providence.
The journey has only just begun.
* We took a shortcut and one of our TbCs accidentally fell out of our pockets as we tripped over a giant root, but that is another story and shall be told another time.
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