Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

[bologna_man00]

If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.

This is actually quite sage. Tusché.

However, Franklin is incapable of death (To my knowledge?). Or else this would've been a lovely idea.

I am not talking about death, brother. I firmly believe Franklin is capable of ultimate transcendence in order to ensure that His beliefs will live forever.

[Dallane]

With the power of Franklin the forums shall be brought into a new era of **** posting. He will get a 10k tattoo across his shell

[Bait]

If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.

Power to the People maannnnnnn!

[shizuka]

>Or if Franklin wishes she could live in the darkness with my beloved pets, &play with my bunny Pupsik and my horse Fufu, she would never have to be on her own ^_^
Happiness is only real when shared!

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[Heffernan]

Herby I have listed the outcome of this selection as false in the holy Gorah, hopefully this encourages the Gewish Salemites and the Kristian followers to boycot this selection.

it's ok, we know you have your own Prophet, you daily pray to Darwoth that he doesnt kill you

[shizuka]

Not Trading to the Incest-KKK
Not trading to Pedo Darwoth (<noone should do this)

so...whose side are you on in the end?

[Claeyt]

I hearby request to be the new prophet of Franklin the pure, king of the noobs, lover of all that is Salem, his royal highness of the swamp and all that he can see.



I think I would be the best to continue Franklin's message of Peace and Easy access to Water, because of my long standing dedication to nooby learning and inspirational studies. I would be the education prophet. I would show Franklin's glorious light to all those who travel across the sea and come to Franklin's Providence. I would also lobby to have the first Noob exploration or island called Franklintonia or Franksilvania.

All hail the mighty turtle on whose back we live, and sift rubble.

[Sky_Cardis]

I hearby request to be the new prophet of Franklin the pure, king of the noobs, lover of all that is Salem, his royal highness of the swamp and all that he can see.



I think I would be the best to continue Franklin's message of Peace and Easy access to Water, because of my long standing dedication to nooby learning and inspirational studies. I would be the education prophet. I would show Franklin's glorious light to all those who travel across the sea and come to Franklin's Providence. I would also lobby to have the first Noob exploration or island called Franklintonia or Franksilvania.

All hail the mighty turtle on whose back we live, and sift rubble.

I'll vote for him over the current people. He has my support.
I would request myself, but I wouldn't be able to protect Franklin, but I know Clayet would.

[死]

Seems like it would be better off in Darwoth's hands than everyone else's' hands; that and he is the least likely to use it for ***** propaganda as everyone else would. Can't really ***** with that reputation of his ever since Jamestown.

[Nictos]

I'll vote for him over the current people. He has my support.
I would request myself, but I wouldn't be able to protect Franklin, but I know Clayet would.

Those who aren't able to protect him will be connected into current networks of allies for protection. When I first got Franklin, I had no protection, no biles. A great leader finds a way. Don't let it stop you if you think you're intelligent and you're willing to make some friends along the way.