Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

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Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Nictos » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:54 pm

Results from candidacy:

I decided to keep Franklin locked away for a while, as it would be best for the community, myself and the safety of others. I will keep an eye on forums and maintain contact with players to see if there would be a person willing to take him on - but as it stands, there were few to no qualifications to what I was expecting (Maybe I expect too much). However if I WERE to select someone, it'd automatically be Sky Cardis - he seemed the most qualified. Regardless, thank you for participating and I'm sure I wont be gone forever, as I'd at some point continue helping create graphics.

Farewell.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Darwoth » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:05 am

it is beyond obvious i am the only one suited to spread the gospel of franklin.

1> the flock of franklin shall forever be safe under my wing, and i have the ability to ensure the safety not only of franklin himself but all franklin related worshipping ceremonies.

2> volcano island will be converted into the temple of franklin and priests to conduct sermons sought.

3> i am the only politically neutral choice, thus ensuring all get to bathe in the light of franklin.

4> if someone else is chosen they will be killed as a false prophet and franklin will be freed.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Judaism » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:13 am

Herby I have listed the outcome of this selection as false in the holy Gorah, hopefully this encourages the Gewish Salemites and the Kristian followers to boycot this selection.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Hose » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:16 am

Im the perfect prophet for Franklin, because i would have BBQ all day everyday with him. 8-)
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby King_Nothing » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:20 am

Franklin shall continue to prosper greater than ever before under my rule! A Franklian religion shall be formed, where followers upon followers will join and worship the one true god.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Procne » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:50 am

Franklin shall not be ruled by anyone. He has spoken:

The Lord said: “I will raise up for them a prophet like you from among their fellow Israelites, and I will put my words in his mouth. He will tell them everything I command him. I myself will call to account anyone who does not listen to my words that the prophet speaks in my name. But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death.

For this is what you asked of the Lord your God at Horeb on the day of the assembly when you said, “Let us not hear the voice of the Lord our God nor see this great fire anymore, or we will die"


He also left a warning:

When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not learn to imitate the detestable ways of the nations there. Let no one be found among you who sacrifices their son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord; because of these same detestable practices the Lord your God will drive out those nations before you. You must be blameless before the Lord your God.

The nations you will dispossess listen to those who practice sorcery or divination. But as for you, the Lord your God has not permitted you to do so.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby bologna_man00 » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:03 am

If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Argentis » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:05 am

The only thing I know about Franklin is that Franklin could count by twos and tie his shoes.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Nictos » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:07 am

bologna_man00 wrote:If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.



This is actually quite sage. Tusché.

However, Franklin is incapable of death (To my knowledge?). Or else this would've been a lovely idea.
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Re: Franklin The Pure - A New Prophet

Postby Silent_Bob » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:18 am

Nictos wrote:
bologna_man00 wrote:If I am chosen to be the new Prophet of Franklin, I hereby promise to lock Franklin in a solitary meditation chamber until His immortal soul transcends and leaves His deliciously pure mortal body behind. I will then present His shell to the True Gods in return for $50.00 credit in their own marketplace, which I will then use to purchase 4,500 silver pieces. I will then begin to distribute exactly 1 silver piece to each and every pilgrim, so that they may own a piece of Franklin's love to cherish forever, and to pass down future generations. Thus, Franklin and his many teaching will live to eternity, long after man has forgotten the intricate patterns on His perfect shell.



This is actually quite sage. Tusché.

However, Franklin is incapable of death (To my knowledge?). Or else this would've been a lovely idea.


I nominate Noctis as the holder of Franklin. It'll be sad to see you go :(.
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