A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

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A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby alloin » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:39 pm

I come online and see this self proclaimed chieffette talking nonsense on the forum about some factions, and he raided one of my precious trading clients.
This person did nothing wrong, never raided or attacked anyone and was living in peace.

All that mumbojumbo about justice is donkeypoop.

Upon reading his fairy tale, I immediately realized that the fearsome criminal was a match for the Great Edward, known for his low humours, cowardness & clumsiness.

I did what had to be done, and began running Edward to the crime-scene.
I found this on my way, but I couldn't get distracted, so I ignored this mysterious sign and continued my journey...
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Hours upon hours later I arrived at the obliterated little town just to find enough scents to track the criminals down.
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The colorful pink arrow pointed me in a direction I had never been before... but I gathered all my courage and started marching towards it.

I see something on my map, could it be???
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NO... this is not what we want, but... it could come in handy one day so I quickly ran towards that bell, folded it and placed it in one of my pockets.

Hours later, I finally arrived at the criminals hiding place.... and boy oh boy.... It looked promising...
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The hideout was nicely built, loads of defenses, and they even built me a nice little square box to unfold my townbell in.
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Upon entering the criminals territory, a Black Man teleported in & tried to stop us.

I just realised I still had a pokeball on me, so I quickly chose you Pikachu !!!
2 thunderbolts and an electroshock later, the Black Man found himself face down, so I did what had to be done...
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Moments later, some stronk people arrived & Justice was also served to our Chiefette
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TL;DR:
JUSTICE
Last edited by alloin on Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Rifmaster » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:39 pm

Justice!
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Lallaith » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:42 pm

justice!
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Icon » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:43 pm

Well that certainly didn't last long. Now Arcadia needs to find a new photographer :P
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Skrain » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:44 pm

Good show, would watch again.
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Hose » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:47 pm

smells like #rekt
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Murphy » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:48 pm

That was quick!
Nice story telling! Will we hear more of the false chiefette and her black man?
Will the pilgrims of Providence see true justice one day?
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby King_Nothing » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:48 pm

Just ice will be served.

I greatly enjoy the fact that you had a Pikachu on your hand. :D
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby belgear » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:48 pm

the human centipede of justice
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Re: A warning to those STRONK wannabe's !!

Postby Dallane » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:49 pm

lmfao
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