Cannot wring poult necks

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Cannot wring poult necks

Postby Ass_Kraken » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:18 am

Due to restrictions in the system of our re-enstatement of entroubled individuals, I have found there to be a massive contradiction in the requests you have made for me. You have requested me to civilize the young in our chicken coops, with the use of chastizing to be used freely. While I have up to this point fulfilled this request to the fulfilment of your liking, I have realized the poult have been uncivilized. The only way I can fathom to chastize them is to make an example of one of them to their brethren. While I have been able to wring the necks of hens and gobblers, I am unable to wring the necks of poult. Even though I have tried more creative ways of scorning (I.E. Attempting to drop the poults into the fodder section of the coop, leave them starved in a locked chest, fashion the gobblers with an iron horn and have them slew a multitude of poults to their liking) I have come to the conclusion that this is simply not enough. I must be able to twist the heads off of the poults in order to achieve the full re-enstatement of entroubled individuals as requested of me.

-Sincerely yours, Ass_Kraken


tl;dr: y can't kill turkey chicks
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Re: Cannot wring poult necks

Postby staxjax » Sat Oct 27, 2012 12:27 am

I'm pretty sure you can drop them in the water though :/
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Re: Cannot wring poult necks

Postby Ass_Kraken » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:38 am

I still feel it'd make a better example of them to be able to cut them into bits and feeding them to their brothers and sisters.
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