I've been naughty, stealing from the Providence claim...

[tweenprinc3ss]

Seems you get more than you bargained for when picking up someone who died while sitting.



I seem to have accidentally stolen one of the benches, though I only seem to have it while carrying this poor pilgrim.

[Necrobane]

Meme police called

[Heffernan]

Epic!

[allpedro]

where is the kkk now? one does not komit krimes in providence.

[tweenprinc3ss]

No scent, no crime.

[Necrobane]

There is crime and there is Crime.

'Crime' is not something so rigidly defined as 'action which leaves scents'.

[Heffernan]

where is the kkk now? one does not komit krimes in providence.

especially stealing from the church

[tweenprinc3ss]

The dead man's body was literally adhered to the bench itself. What was I to do, leave a dead body rotting in the church?

[Judaism]

Can you still use the bench ?

[JohnCarver]

Let it be known that I have awarded a bughat for this and reserve the right to break in, and steal my benches back, as well as light things on fire while I am there on official police business.

Steal the rest of my benches at your own risk.