cat vs dog

[Darwoth]

which do you prefer?

[Judaism]

We do have a large pond at our home with koi carpers, so option 3 would be my prefference. We do have Jack Russels, altough dogs take alot of your precious time, you have to walk twice a day to let them **** and don't forget that they drop tons of hair on your lovely home.

Cats, those creatures are complete B/S.

[loftar]

Cats aren't brainwashed drones, and thus confirmed for master race.

[Darwoth]

surely you jest.

when is the last time your cat chewed a burglars face off? went hunting with you? shared a hamburger?
helped sniff out your car keys? drank a beer with you?


dogs are indeed mans best friend, cats just give you the stink eye and ***** about everything.

kind of like women

although i do like cats to a point, i had one as a kid that was dropped on its head as a kitten and was psychotic. it would climb on top of and ride the dogs around like a horse.

[loftar]

when is the last time your cat chewed a burglars face off?

>doesn't take care of burglars himself
You disappoint me.

went hunting with you? shared a hamburger? helped sniff out your car keys? drank a beer with you?

Those would be nice things if only it wasn't just because "I'll do whatever you do, owner and master. It's not like I can think for myself." While if a cat does the same thing, you know it's because he actually appreciates the activity for what it is. Joy shared, joy doubled.

kind of like women

I take it you like your women clingy, dependent and capable only of satisfying your penis and not your mind, then.

it would climb on top of and ride the dogs around like a horse.

See, an indication of master rather than slave morality.

Not to mention dogs smell.

[Heffernan]

Cats aren't brainwashed drones, and thus confirmed for master race.

please retract your commend, we germans officially take offense in that.

[loftar]

I would think it is the Jews that would take offense in that. ^^

[Gacrux]

Actually, I identify as Birdkin, and the statements made in this tread are offensive and I am triggered.

[trungdle]

Don't you dare to insult Charles. He's the most beautiful goldfish out there. A pure red cap oranda.
And that 10 gallons tank is not a bowl

[Dallane]

Dog master race reporting in