fair warning to all those who have a "grudge" with me

[Yasso]

bye.

PS: Justice!

[Potjeh]

I reckon this quitting will last about a week.

[Heffernan]

I reckon this quitting will last about a week.

should open a betting on this, ill go in 100s on 2 days.

[Claeyt]

as we all know i am by far the best player that has ever set foot in this game, there is hardly a player much less a faction now or in the past that i have not directly killed/scammed/annihilated/embarassed in some way or another, usually several times.

How I'll remember Darwoth's 8th rage quit over game mechanics making it harder to dig.

[Procne]

as we all know i am by far the best player that has ever set foot in this game, there is hardly a player much less a faction now or in the past that i have not directly killed/scammed/annihilated/embarassed in some way or another, usually several times.

Were they playing settlers of Catan?

[Heffernan]

as we all know i am by far the best player that has ever set foot in this game, there is hardly a player much less a faction now or in the past that i have not directly killed/scammed/annihilated/embarassed in some way or another, usually several times.

Were they playing settlers of Catan?

*fat-tlers of catan

[MarpTarpton]

This gif and my memory of it will fill the hole in my heart after Darwoth leaves.

[Darwoth]

Here we go again.

as we all know i am by far the best player that has ever set foot in this game, there is hardly a player much less a faction now or in the past that i have not directly killed/scammed/annihilated/embarassed

If anything, scamming/embarassing someone and being proud of it makes you a worse player than them and I'm sad you don't see that.

someone is still butthurt over getting his founder **** stolen on roanoke!

[Yasso]

This gif and my memory of it will fill the hole in my heart after Darwoth leaves.

Uhh, who said he is leaving?!

[summertime]

well not really, in fact i remember teaching chief how to play the game when he was but a clueless newb like yourself.

So? People taught you this or that as well, you didn't learn everything there is about salem on your own without any outside help whatsoever. (yes wiki and dev statements count as help)

chief won plymouth with a large group of competent players backing him up after everyone left and he got all the legacy humus.

To assemble and maintain a such group requires effort. It wasn't just handed to him. His propaganda machine that he kept running played an important role as well as his involvement in the BTK incident. Furthermore, he kept fighting when he was in severe disadvantage having both GH and Russians against him. What did you do? Oh right, you escaped to Jamestown where you competed against noone.

i won jamestown starting on equal footing by myself.

Yes, you won in the server of newbies where you were one of the few to buy from the Salem shop to ensure you got a stall with great location as soon the stalls were released in Jamestown. Rather than fighting in Plymouth, you escaped .

i defeated the most powerful faction on roanoke as a new arrival a year into the server, even ol binks did not want any!

This is an actual feat that matters, no matter how stupid that faction was. It is a funnier version of "ragers of the lumberwood". So ya well done.

i was and remain the most powerful/lethal/amazing/likeable player on providence as demonstrated time and time again.

Chief is more powerful and lethal per default through dev power.

and if ***** jorb had not said "no" when i asked whether the game was for sale a few months prior to its actual sale you would likely be slupring my nuts instead

That assumes that you actually managed to keep the game interesting for me after you took over, which is a big assumption. Also, it would merely put you in tie with Chief, since his non-dev achievements surpasses yours vastly.

Addendum: Either Jorb did not trust you to be a competent owner or he was stupid to not contact you once he received a bid from Chief.