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I demand an answer

Postby ericbomb » Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:37 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvCOGLr0UtA&list=UUsfYJyylx3PKvmEqjLsA3-Q

I demand to know why Cheif thought it necessary to make a Salem advert with what appears to be porn stars. I demand to know what's going on here, I know it's old news but I still demand an answer.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby RuneNL » Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:01 am

Hahahaha, can't believe I haven't seen this.

Well the explanation is that Chief has enough money to have this stereotypical video made at a decent quality.
Someone that breathes and sleeps Salem made this little wet dream promo.


Cheesy as ***** though hahahaha.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Hampa » Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:32 am

An epic slice of Salem history.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Thor » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:03 am

Simply because it's epic.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Claeyt » Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:18 pm

Ahh those were the good old days. I'm hoping that they use that for an official trailer when they start advertising again in January. I can't believe TotallyMeow let him make it with all his old Porn co-stars from before they were married.

Edit: After watching it again, I just realized they added new animal noises to it, just like in the real game.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Kandarim » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:00 pm

Why? Because he could.

Admit it, this is what will get people to play the game
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Dallane » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:55 pm

Kandarim wrote:Admit it, this is what will get people to play the game


This has been out for months and didn't get much attention.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby ericbomb » Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:58 pm

I can't fathom what those two "actresses" thought of the activity. It's so terrible I can only giggle. Cheif straight up made a soft core propaganda porno for the tribe.... like my brain can not understand what could have possibly encouraged him to do it.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby lachlaan » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:03 pm

I was under the impression there was a less soft continuation to the video, or at least those were the rumors at the time of its release xD And there is much worse dialogue out there in porn, I bet they were relieved to do something different rofl.
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Re: I demand an answer

Postby Thor » Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:07 pm

Oh yeah, I bet they are in need for real plumbing on a daily basis.
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