Witch Tool for the Job

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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Claeyt » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:07 am

JohnCarver wrote:
pestilence123 wrote:Well, stay afk in Providence was a stupid thing to do. Is there another way to understand that you're cursed? Pay 200 coins every day to the priest seems too expensive.


Players are simply required to watch their character and make sure weird things are not happening to you.

Did a lot of things you try to slot break? Maybe you are cursed?
Did a lot of boards fail to plane? Maybe you are cursed?
Did some of your trees not come in? Maybe you are cursed?
Did you not find the animals you wanted when you were out on a hunt? Maybe you are cursed?
Did your gluttony rolls turn out badly during a glutton session? Maybe you are cursed?
Did you forget to refill your pot with water before putting it on the fire? Maybe you are cursed?
Did you accidentally hit the stomp hotkey when you meant to hit the thrust one in a fight? Maybe you are cursed?
Did your neighborhood lose power when you were engaged in fighting a rabbit? Maybe you are cursed?
Did your girlfriend or significant other tell you the baby isn't yours? Maybe you are cursed?

If you pay attention to everything that is going on around you, you should be able to figure it out.

Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics. Some of them will probably believe your first couple of lines.
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Dallane » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:08 am

Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics. Some of them will probably believe your first couple of lines.


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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby JohnCarver » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:15 am

Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics. Some of them will probably believe your first couple of lines.


Why are you so sure the first couple lines are not true?
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby DarkNacht » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:25 am

Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics.

Announcement threads are always full of trolling, this is not help.
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Dallane » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:27 am

DarkNacht wrote:
Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics.

Announcement threads are always full of trolling, this is not help.


lol very true
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Chiprel » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:29 am

If your nick is Claeyt maybe you are cursed.
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Claeyt » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:36 am

DarkNacht wrote:
Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics.

Announcement threads are always full of trolling, this is not help.

Is trolling allowed in the Announcement threads now? I always thought that trolling wasn't allowed here, did it change while I was gone?
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Dallane » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:36 am

Chiprel wrote:If your nick is Claeyt maybe you are cursed.


OMG DUN TROOL ANNOUNCEMENTS PPL WILL HABEB IT
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby TotalyMeow » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:10 am

Claeyt wrote:
DarkNacht wrote:
Claeyt wrote:Why troll the announcement threads? This is where all the noobs and future players are supposed to come for information about the game mechanics.

Announcement threads are always full of trolling, this is not help.

Is trolling allowed in the Announcement threads now? I always thought that trolling wasn't allowed here, did it change while I was gone?


As clearly stated in the rules, trolling is not allowed in Help, Bugs, and Arcana. I do remove from these threads things like photoshopped images of items that don't really exist in the game as I don't believe patch note threads should contain outright lies about game content, but obvious ***** and trolling is allowed.
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Re: Witch Tool for the Job

Postby Dallane » Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:12 am

Get rektd creayt
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