Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby MarpTarpton » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:07 am

Updated with first testimony. If you have witnessed the accused acting strangely or can corroborate her innocence, feel free to PM me to have your observations scrutinized for use in the trial.
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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby Hose » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:10 am

She tried to get Freddy on her side!!! I SAY GUILTY!
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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby ericbomb » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:21 am

The only thing the first witness has to say is that her broom was too tough, a broom that can not be found so may have been borrowed, and having sexual intercourse in her own back garden?

May I ask this one goodwife what exactly she was doing looking in Lizabeth Maudney's back garden late at night on a full moon? Would not a good christian woman have been asleep at this time and not watching her neighbors have sex?

I accuse the goodwife of lust after the partner of Ms/Mrs Maudney and demand her testimony be stricken from the record and she be tried for her own sins, as she clearly is no good christian woman, as they would not do such things!
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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby tack » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:53 am

does it not take a witch to know one i say burn her as well we must make sure that no witch survive.

why do we not have a ducking stool in boston 5 min under water should tell us witch or not.

where is matthew hopkins when you need him

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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby Ukhata » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:49 am

ericbomb wrote:The only thing the first witness has to say is that her broom was too tough, a broom that can not be found so may have been borrowed, and having sexual intercourse in her own back garden?

May I ask this one goodwife what exactly she was doing looking in Lizabeth Maudney's back garden late at night on a full moon? Would not a good christian woman have been asleep at this time and not watching her neighbors have sex?

I accuse the goodwife of lust after the partner of Ms/Mrs Maudney and demand her testimony be stricken from the record and she be tried for her own sins, as she clearly is no good christian woman, as they would not do such things!


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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby cannibalkirby » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:20 am

This witness's testimony should not be used unless they state the reason they were out so late in the first place and what business they had near her house that he could even witness such an event. I personally think the witness is a witch and they are merely pinning witchcraft on another to prevent future suspicion upon themselves. I think it's time I lit my torch and stand outside Boston with my pitchfork in hand
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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby Ukhata » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:15 pm

i fear this will be it soon.

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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby Icon » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:23 pm

ericbomb wrote: and having sexual intercourse in her own back garden?


That a euphemism? Sounds like one to me
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Re: Justice in Providence - The Case of Lizbeth Maudney

Postby Darwoth » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:37 pm

i vote innocent since......

1> if i am wrong then theoretically she should run around causing trouble (we get witchcraft sooner)

2> if i am correct she owes me a sandwich and a bj.
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