Oh, don't even get me started on the foods. I was only talking about the new tables.
Glass Table : Requires 40 Glass Panes to craft, guarantees you chip 1 pane worth of hitpoints off the table each gluttony session, and have to repair it before using it again!
Of course that's just for noobs, and the proper elite table would be "Even brittler glass table glued together with the saliva of bears" , that just outright has a 5% chance to implode upon your loading of the map tile. The slightest of vibrations can send this lovely work of art's entire 100 glass pane body flying in the wind, likely into everyone's eye, and even more unpleasantly down their trousers.
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Exactly 6.022 x 10^23 worth of Lach molecules.