I DID IT!
Re: I DID IT!
by alprice » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:53 pm
Y'all are disgusting and who takes 20 minutes to poop. You might need to see a dr about that.
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Re: I DID IT!
by Dallane » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:59 pm
alprice wrote:Y'all are disgusting and who takes 20 minutes to poop. You might need to see a dr about that.
There is one poop break during the day that i finish at exactly 8 mins. I fill the rest of my time with piss breaks at around 3ish mins as I like to keep myself hydrated and because getting paid to piss is oh so nice.
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Re: I DID IT!
by colesie » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:54 pm
Dallane wrote:alprice wrote:Y'all are disgusting and who takes 20 minutes to poop. You might need to see a dr about that.
There is one poop break during the day that i finish at exactly 8 mins. I fill the rest of my time with **** breaks at around 3ish mins as I like to keep myself hydrated and because getting paid to **** is oh so nice.
You should really consider taking up smoking, that's another 15 minutes of your day.
Once, maybe even 2-3 times daily!
The life of a smoker is oh so wonderful
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Re: I DID IT!
by Kaios » Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:00 pm
colesie wrote:You should really consider taking up smoking, that's another 15 minutes of your day.
Once, maybe even 2-3 times daily!
It's true, I smoked cigarettes a bit already before I started working my 9 - 5 but now whenever I take breaks (like you said, 2 or 3 times a day) I find myself going out for a smoke. What else am I going to do though on break, stand by the fridge?
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Re: I DID IT!
by Orcling » Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:54 pm
Kaios wrote:colesie wrote:You should really consider taking up smoking, that's another 15 minutes of your day.
Once, maybe even 2-3 times daily!
It's true, I smoked cigarettes a bit already before I started working my 9 - 5 but now whenever I take breaks (like you said, 2 or 3 times a day) I find myself going out for a smoke. What else am I going to do though on break, stand by the fridge?
Eat. Thats what your break is there for, stuff yourself fulla food, read the newspaper, take a nap!
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Re: I DID IT!
by Thor » Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:50 pm
Breaks are for drinking coffee and stuffing food into yar mouth aye.
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Re: I DID IT!
by Dallane » Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:03 pm
colesie wrote:Dallane wrote:alprice wrote:Y'all are disgusting and who takes 20 minutes to poop. You might need to see a dr about that.
There is one poop break during the day that i finish at exactly 8 mins. I fill the rest of my time with **** breaks at around 3ish mins as I like to keep myself hydrated and because getting paid to **** is oh so nice.
You should really consider taking up smoking, that's another 15 minutes of your day.
Once, maybe even 2-3 times daily!
The life of a smoker is oh so wonderful
I would but those are required to be taken during sched break times. I must fill my time on ping pong or street fighter during breaks.
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Re: I DID IT!
by Thor » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:32 am
1100! Turn the magnitude of ***** to 11!
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
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Re: I DID IT!
by Dallane » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:56 am
Thor wrote:1100! Turn the magnitude of ***** to 11!
turn down for what
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Re: I DID IT!
by Thor » Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:52 pm
Dallane wrote:Thor wrote:1100! Turn the magnitude of ***** to 11!
turn down for what
clever replysaltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
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