You know you been playing Salem to much when...

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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Cheena » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:15 pm

RonPaulFTW wrote:Had a nightmare about not being able to log off and getting chased by criminals.


Had the same once... about Darwoth being infiltrated or something. I don't remember but it was scurry ! :D
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Darwoth » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:45 pm

Cheena wrote:
RonPaulFTW wrote:Had a nightmare about not being able to log off and getting chased by criminals.


Had the same once... about Darwoth being infiltrated or something. I don't remember but it was scurry ! :D



everyone knows you have been dreaming about being infiltrated by me since early jamestown.
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Thor » Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:49 pm

Infiltraded how is what I wonder. Hehe..
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Tylan » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:57 pm

- flail wildly at fleeing insects expecting to earn a moderate income.
- begin repeatedly bumping and thrusting into a friend when you see them out in public.
- no longer attend classes, preferring instead to simply study random garbage you've assembled and expecting it to teach you something.
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Frakked » Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:37 am

You wake up in the middle on the night- I didn't wipe my Hearth Secret before I logged off.

(I can barely get up for work- but this gets me on my feet and in front of my computer in less than 10s)
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby RonPaulFTW » Sat Aug 30, 2014 3:20 am

Frakked wrote:You wake up in the middle on the night- I didn't wipe my Hearth Secret before I logged off.

(I can barely get up for work- but this gets me on my feet and in front of my computer in less than 10s)


Or you could not have your claim stone as your homestead? Or you could pick a hard secret
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby alagar » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:46 am

You put you ass up to light an campfire.
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Trenial » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:28 pm

You grow acquainted to mindlessly standing about in town to nothing, starting at a screen for no reason other than to pass the time, knowing full well there are far better ways of doing it.
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby Frakked » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:27 pm

RonPaulFTW wrote:
Frakked wrote:You wake up in the middle on the night- I didn't wipe my Hearth Secret before I logged off.

(I can barely get up for work- but this gets me on my feet and in front of my computer in less than 10s)


Or you could not have your claim stone as your homestead? Or you could pick a hard secret


The whole point is I made an error in judgment... but RL matters little...while game life matters more...

If there's any tell tale to say you've been playing too much...that's it.

(Where game life matters more than RL)
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Re: You know you been playing Salem to much when...

Postby mentalyll » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:06 am

Frakked wrote:
(Where game life matters more than RL)


Real life sucks, it doesn't even have permadeath...
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