You're at the gym and

[neored9]

Fookin' hell Neo, you're trying to make this /b/ 2.0?

As for the question at hand, I would clench mine buttocks so forcefully that her hand would get stuck, then I would stiffleg to the police station to turn this sexual harrasser in.

/fit/

Jeff pls go

I think I like you.

[Potjeh]

I'd give her my lunch money.

[KruskDaMangled]

Honestly?

Probably start/jump a little bit whilst also yelping in surprise and pain, and then inwardly wince as I tried to prevent my eyes from watering in public.

Whatever you think about her steroidal mass, she's also probably pretty strong, and I expect a good slap would sting.

[mentalyll]

I think I like you.

Don't think my sweet. Just do.

[Lord_of_War]

Id get my gun and #Standmyground.