
At my whim, I shall randomly update this thread with riddles and the first person to post the correct answer in the thread will win 10 silver pieces and more importantly, a spot on the Leaderboard! Sometimes I announce them in town, sometimes I post them in secret... I will do my best to vary the posting times so that everyone has a chance to play, since we don't all live by the same clock.
Points will be awarded for partially correct answers at my own discretion. Points will be subtracted for language that is both uncivil and unfunny.
So, if you want to troll, you better make it funny. Conversely, if you can't crack a decent joke to save your life, then you better not be flaming or launching personal attacks.
In the event of a tie, players are ranked by the cumulative time it took them to submit the correct answers.
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