full frontal noobity

[RobertoKarlos]

I remember wandering everyday at start of jamestown with my little thief alt using larceny in every ***** i could find. One night i stop at a place that look pretty weird because the area was full of dead bodies and decaying bases, this place had the farming fields outside walls,so i start looting them and suddenly i was WTF they are 95-100% salt/merc/sulphur/lead!, so i just took them waited till the crime debuff go away, and began to port the loot to the town i lived Great Axton, it felt so good that i didnt even care about alt vaulting the stuff for 3 days, two days after the crime Darwoth was at Great Axton doors, he killed two members of our town and nolife stalk people for some days!, thats how i met Darwoth the owner of those sweet seeds

[pilgrim]

I went afk for a few seconds at my lean-to when i ported back home. I got back and my character is laying there KO'd. I lay at my lean-to for 3 days KO'd. My character would occasionally stand almost up them plop back to the ground. As you can see I am not big on using the forum so i did not ask for advice. I was ready to post a bug report when I looked everything over again. I noticed a crown of thorns on my head that I shift clicked to transfer when i was not wearing a hat.

[Claeyt]

One of these days warbot will accidently log in here and read about the ***** that came out of the wake of him quitting

Warbot was awesome. He was a pro at everything but town design. I kept telling him about the Brazier mechanics and splash damage mechanics but he still built all those walls without giving them 5 spaces out and only had like 20 braziers for the whole town.

I never invested much in it but it was fun with all the campers and raiders for a month there.

[alprice]

I was introduced to a guy once who was a bit odd but nice. I walked an alt to his camp and found two wss while there. Odd thing was I saw him using a lot of iron. I asked one day, where is your torch? He replied, umm I don't have one. I pondered a minute and was like, how do you light the smelter and all these coal clamps? He said flint and steel.. Lol.. He about had a heart attack when I showed him the all mighty torch and how it worked.

[Cheena]

All those Writ of Homesteading stories remember me of the day I arrived in Darwoth's Forest... The deal was "you get your claim paper, you come here, you wait for me to come and you place your claim."
So... I got my claim paper, I came there, and I waited for Darwoth to show up... except that I decided to wait on the town claim, which meant that I couldn't log off. But since I was using Latikai's client, I just hit "Quit" and it never hit my thoughts that my character would stay here... So I lost some tools and my writ to a snake passing by there while I was sleeping RL.

...by chance Darwoth was such a carefull mayor and saved my stuff before sending me back to my leanto I just had built near the town <3 Aaaah, Darwoth...

[Stormie]

When I first started I actually used my climbing skills + rope. Until someone from Tribe slipped and told about the "edge run cliff bug", that allowed you to climb any cliff without skills or rope...

Then I used that until the end of the bugs run, which btw was latterly half a year lol.

[Kreek]

lol nice story cheena

[Darwoth]

well i was a pretty great mayor i must admit.

[Snowpig]

when will be the marriage?

[Mereni]

When I first started I actually used my climbing skills + rope. Until someone from Tribe slipped and told about the "edge run cliff bug", that allowed you to climb any cliff without skills or rope...

Then I used that until the end of the bugs run, which btw was latterly half a year lol.

It must have been someone pretending to be Tribe you learned it from. We actually didn't learn about the climbing bug until just a couple months before it got patched. I think it was us finding out about it and someone from the Tribe using it in Boston that caused it to be patched.