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Postby Icon » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:52 pm

Dumb things we did as new players in Salem, I'll start


I didn't know torches were refillable for months, every time mine burned out, I made a new one
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby JohnCarver » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:55 pm

I assumed my lime-pit was way more valuable than it was and refused to lime-port for months. Instead, I dug all the dirt around it for countless hours so I could get a few more boulders out of a horribly small pit.
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby Ukhata » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:12 pm

didnt know i could control scroll into build signs... manually clicked it all, every wall....
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby Icon » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:16 pm

I once looted 10 turkey eggs out of an abandoned camp and walked them 3 hours home before anyone explained that I just wasted 3 hours
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby martinuzz » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:27 pm

I studied a whispering snakeskull. Once.
Did Claeyt shut up yet?
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby vienradzis » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:01 pm

martinuzz wrote:I studied a whispering snakeskull. Once.

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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby alprice » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:06 pm

I didn't have my house on my claim and I saw beavers gnawing at it and told everyone that beavers ate my house when it dissapered. Lol... I didn't know about decay and was such a noob till a nice player from Poland found me and took me to my first town with Florenso!!
Embie is my name :P
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby Tamasin » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:33 pm

Crimes against timber piles.

I... I just didn't read the tool-tip until it was too late...

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In the end, several of them did contain a few dry boards.
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby Procne » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:35 pm

My carpenter alt didn't have a lean-to in my camp. I ported to Boston with empty inventory...
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Re: full frontal noobity

Postby Icon » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:02 pm

You guys upped the antie fast as ****. .

/sigh.... I thought clayet was second in command in CG.. For like, 6 months maybe?
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