The New Gods have already shown favor to me and my upstanding and immaculate use of logic and reason in my posts. This proves I'm more deserving than any other candidate with the possible exception of Bink but definitely not.
Now I won't be insincere or lie to you folks, there's going to be cuts. The line for the chopping block is long and there are many **** posters lurking about it. I can offer you a cleaner, more intelligent, and drastically bias new forum.