Rocky's Blog

[Mushibag]

I was so pumped up afterwards that I tried to solo one all by myself. I was like, Bam, and the cricket got punked. It feels great to finally get this monkey of my back.

So proud.

[gregl26]

March 10th

We got the results of our exams today. I was assigned to the Swedish squad. Principal Loftar gave an announcement over the p.a. system explaining our results. He said to prepare to face the minions of Jorb and Jorb himself we must break into squads. There are three squads. The Fiddle Squad plays old Swedish folk songs to contain and confuse. The Warrior Squad is in charge of holding the lines and attacking where needed. Finally, The Swedish Squad will use special Swedish words of power to create effects to fill various roles on the battlefield where needed. The idea of a big battle worried most of us.

[gregl26]

March 15th

It was a boring day in school. There was a little excitement though when the special ed bus got in an accident. Killer Thomas got bruised pretty bad.

In-game was a different matter entirely. We had our monthly Tribal scavenger hunt. The Paymaster and I were put on the same team. The first task simply said "town bell some fools". The Paymaster is great at this. He is also good at multi-boxing. I am skilled at meeting him in Boston to transfer stuff. We were off to a great start. On our way to the second task we had a run-in with about 50 Glee Club Kids lead by Darworth but we eluded them finally. Task seven required us to find a whispering snake skull. We just killed criminals till we got one. Task ten, the last task, said run to the server wall and take a screenshot. When we saw this we knew we had won. I put The Paymaster on my back and ran to the wall as fast as possible.

We won!! The Paymaster and I were given our pick of the squaws and didn't have to make mushroom pies for a month. Everyone was super jelly.

[Khaztropix]

You are so lucky, Rocky! Brona and I finished task nine before you guys, but we knew we were screwed when we found out we had to race you to the server wall. We still finished 2nd, but Chief said that just means we are the first losers and we have to make up your pies for a month.

[Binks]

Chief and I finished dead last in this event, but Chief is making me make all the mushroom pies. This is going to be the worst month of my tribal life.

[Mushibag]

Rocky's running skills are so over-powered.

jorb and loftar, please nerf his obvious unfair advantage over any other Salem player by disabling Rocky's run mode.

[Binks]

I miss you Rocky. Principle Loftar is really mean to everyone now that you moved to another school I wish you would move back things would get a lot better.

[gregl26]

I miss you Rocky. Principle Loftar is really mean to everyone now that you moved to another school I wish you would move back things would get a lot better.

He told everyone I moved to another school? That is so like him. I have been taking secret classes from him on the use of the Swedish words of power so that we can be ready for when the dark forces of Jorb attack.

[Mushibag]

I miss you Rocky. Principle Loftar is really mean to everyone now that you moved to another school I wish you would move back things would get a lot better.

He told everyone I moved to another school? That is so like him. I have been taking secret classes from him on the use of the Swedish words of power so that we can be ready for when the dark forces of Jorb attack.

Principle Loftar never actually said that you changed schools. I'm pretty sure Killer Tomas and L33LEE started that rumor to distract from their embarrassing incident of being caught making out under the bleachers. I never believed it though! I knew you wouldn't leave us without saying goodbye!

[gregl26]

I miss you Rocky. Principle Loftar is really mean to everyone now that you moved to another school I wish you would move back things would get a lot better.

He told everyone I moved to another school? That is so like him. I have been taking secret classes from him on the use of the Swedish words of power so that we can be ready for when the dark forces of Jorb attack.

Principle Loftar never actually said that you changed schools. I'm pretty sure Killer Tomas and L33LEE started that rumor to distract from their embarrassing incident of being caught making out under the bleachers. I never believed it though! I knew you wouldn't leave us without saying goodbye!

L33LEE and Tomas? Oh snap!