Greetings frens of Salem

[OlBourbonShark]

Many greeting frens of Salem. Ol Bourbon Shark here.

I started playing right before the wipe. The game seems fun but I really don't know what I'm doing. But as I explored the world of Salem, I also began to explore my sexuality and.....it felt good. So I am going to enter the world again soon. I plan on bringing a new level of sensuality to the game so my question is this: is there any way to make fragrant oils ingame? You know, for the orgies? Also, I'm not clear on bi-les, although if its anyting like bi-curious, I'm down with that. I look forward to many good times with you all and frenship growing.

Regards,

Ol Bourbon Shark


P.S. The guy from Legendgs of the Fall is also in Jonah Hex. And the guy from Arrested Development who was married to that blond-haired girl from Saturday nights.

P.P.S. Happy bunday

[uncleseano]

This is my favourite post on the Salem forums ever. Good job!

[MrGemini]

teh faq..

[alprice]

I knew you were a bit strange unclensno but seriously ??

[OlBourbonShark]

Fren Gemini

teh faq..

I think this is what you ar looking for:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=2020

That is where I searched for the question "Do girls pee from there ********?" but I couldn't find it. My fren Bobbi Buckskin says they don't (he has a female turtle) but if they don't have a weenus where else could it be?


P.S. What are the "similies" to the side of my posting box? Is that where I click if I am having a good time?

Many thanks,

Ol Bourbon S

[OlBourbonShark]

Fren Alprice,

I like your picture of the dog. Is very cute with the hat. We made a doctors hate for Bobby's turtle (Tera Pin, he calls here after his favorite movie star) out of lettuce but she ate it right away.

Similies!!,

Olbs

[pistolshrimp]

I had forgot why I used to dislike the tribe. Thanks for reminding me.

[Mereni]

Not a vision quest. Also, wtf?

[alprice]

Hello Fren,

Send picture of pet turtle. I love pet turtles

[Tylan]

Not a vision quest.

Ha. Bi-les.

Classic.