Feb 21st
Man life was good for awhile. I was on step 399 of the Vision Quest, almost done! This girl from class waved and smiled at me and I was like "Yes!!" My parents finally forgave me for all the stuff that I had to do on my previous Vision Quests as well.
But Then stupid devil Jorb wiped the server. Now Chief says I have to start over cause "a new world means new Vision Quests"...ugh. My mom only just got over me making that video of eating all of her makeup. The ceilings in my room are still stained from the Mentos trick Chief played on me too. But whatever when he isn't being mean to me Chief is really nice. He says I'm like almost his buddy now!
Stupid Binks had like the shortest Vision Quest ever. "Some people are just better than you Rocky, get used to it"...pffft whatever..
To top it all off I hear that meanie Mushibag is coming back to the game. I so want to fight him this time but Chief remains adamant that I always run away from that Meanie-face. You just wait...this time I'm gonna win the server and Loftar is going to give me my own special footwear or shirt with a mushroom pie on it. I probably made more mushroom pies for Chief than all three servers put together. Did he ever say "Thanks Rocky I appreciate all these pies why don't come over to my house and play Nintendo"? No! It's always "more pies!"...sigh
But Then stupid devil Jorb wiped the server. Now Chief says I have to start over cause "a new world means new Vision Quests"...ugh. My mom only just got over me making that video of eating all of her makeup. The ceilings in my room are still stained from the Mentos trick Chief played on me too. But whatever when he isn't being mean to me Chief is really nice. He says I'm like almost his buddy now!
Stupid Binks had like the shortest Vision Quest ever. "Some people are just better than you Rocky, get used to it"...pffft whatever..
To top it all off I hear that meanie Mushibag is coming back to the game. I so want to fight him this time but Chief remains adamant that I always run away from that Meanie-face. You just wait...this time I'm gonna win the server and Loftar is going to give me my own special footwear or shirt with a mushroom pie on it. I probably made more mushroom pies for Chief than all three servers put together. Did he ever say "Thanks Rocky I appreciate all these pies why don't come over to my house and play Nintendo"? No! It's always "more pies!"...sigh
Feb 22nd
Got knocked out by a cricket today. Chief made me run 20 laps around the base while him and Kel sang Eye of the Tiger. It also turns out that girl that waved and smiled at me was waving and smiling at Billy Thompson(Jerk!) who was sitting behind me. Not a good day...
Feb 23rd
At school Brona asked me to skip 3rd period with him and watch the cheerleaders practice. It was awesome! I think that he wants to be my friend, yay! In the background though we saw Biddas, the school maintenance guy, level a huge plot of land and build a whole building by himself. We were shocked. In game the training continues for my cricket rematch.
Feb 24th
Me and Kel went to the football game tonight. Chief threw six touchdown passes. After the game him and his girlfriend, the head cheerleader, went to a big party at The Paymaster's house. Me and Kel were not invited. In game Chief made us build six smelters each. One for each of his touchdown passes. Finally got my humours to 7/7/7/7. Pretty stoked...
Feb 25th
Ever since the chess club won the county tournament Staxjax and "The White Knights", as they call themselves, have been walking around school like they own it. After 5th period though Binks, Brona, and Khaz gave Staxjax and Coles wedgies in front of like 15 of us. It was awesome.
In-game Chief made me do all their chores because he was impressed. He said the day I do something cool someone else will do my stuff but he doubted that day would ever come to pass. I secretly spit on the crispy cricket that I gave Binks.
In-game Chief made me do all their chores because he was impressed. He said the day I do something cool someone else will do my stuff but he doubted that day would ever come to pass. I secretly spit on the crispy cricket that I gave Binks.
Feb 26th
School was cancelled today. Principal Loftar called an emergency town meeting. He has been monitoring the strange events around town and says Jorb "The World Eater" is awakening. The whole town spent the day performing the ancient rites while Principal Loftar lead us in various songs of appeasement.
The Paymaster and I were in charge of collecting all the necessary incenses and barks to be burnt during the culmination of the ceremony. For the first day ever noone logged into the game.
After the 8th time Chief made the joke about all of this being "in tents", we all started avoiding him.
The Paymaster and I were in charge of collecting all the necessary incenses and barks to be burnt during the culmination of the ceremony. For the first day ever noone logged into the game.
After the 8th time Chief made the joke about all of this being "in tents", we all started avoiding him.
Feb 27th
Today was amazing. We got a new student. His name is Totally Moo and everyone at school in deeply attracted to him. Even the guys! Moo gives off this kind sensual energy that is infectious. I gave him my sandwich and he smiled at me. I almost fainted. Joelee was super jelly.
In-game Moo came to our town to look around and joined us in vent. We all were trying to impress him. Him and Chief dropped to another channel to talk and most of us rage-quit for the night.
In-game Moo came to our town to look around and joined us in vent. We all were trying to impress him. Him and Chief dropped to another channel to talk and most of us rage-quit for the night.
Feb 28th
Had a run-in with Stax and the chessclub today. They were flaunting their new chess club jerseys so me, Chief, and Binks yanked them off and tried to flush them down the toilets. The toilets clogged up and Principal Loftar gave us all detention. My mom was furious.
In-game I ko'd myself by eating a Jorb's Wort and lost a day and a half's worth of inspiration.
In-game I ko'd myself by eating a Jorb's Wort and lost a day and a half's worth of inspiration.
March 1st
Me, Brona, Kel,and Joelee spent all of 4th period trying to hit on Mereni. She informed us that we had zero chance of ever hooking up with her.
In-game we started filling up all of her boxes with nuts.
In-game we started filling up all of her boxes with nuts.
March 2nd
Me and Totally Moo walked to school together today. I made sure we took the long scenic route. It was wonderful. He laughs at my jokes and gives a little wink when he tells one. It makes the joke almost like a little secret just between us, very classy.
We saw the Salem Police Dept surrounding a strange hole in the ground. An officer approached us and said to be careful as weird events had been happening all day.
My training is complete in-game. Tomorrow is d-day. I am finally prepared for my cricket re-match. The whole tribe will be there to witness me reclaim my pride.
We saw the Salem Police Dept surrounding a strange hole in the ground. An officer approached us and said to be careful as weird events had been happening all day.
My training is complete in-game. Tomorrow is d-day. I am finally prepared for my cricket re-match. The whole tribe will be there to witness me reclaim my pride.
March 3rd
I woke up early for my cricket battle...cricket 2-Rocky 0
Today was very scary. The school was attacked by some sort of beast. Principal Loftar pulled out a fiddle and played a tune that lulled it to sleep. He then said some words and banished it to another plane. He said the creature was a minion of Jorb and that we should be careful.
In 1st period we were all assigned groups to stick with for added safety. My group included The Paymaster, Mushibag, Khaz, and Claeyt. I was apprehensive about Mushibag and Claeyt being in my group at first. Every time Claeyt started to say something though Mushibag slapped him. It was pretty funny.
Eventually Mushi and I warmed up to each other. He said he had heard about my defeat by the cricket and would help me train. I think I might take him up on the offer.
Today was very scary. The school was attacked by some sort of beast. Principal Loftar pulled out a fiddle and played a tune that lulled it to sleep. He then said some words and banished it to another plane. He said the creature was a minion of Jorb and that we should be careful.
In 1st period we were all assigned groups to stick with for added safety. My group included The Paymaster, Mushibag, Khaz, and Claeyt. I was apprehensive about Mushibag and Claeyt being in my group at first. Every time Claeyt started to say something though Mushibag slapped him. It was pretty funny.
Eventually Mushi and I warmed up to each other. He said he had heard about my defeat by the cricket and would help me train. I think I might take him up on the offer.
March 4th
Brona wanted to skip 3rd period again today. I invited Mushibag as we had been training together that morning. The Chief came as well and brought some cigarettes he had stolen from an auto shop kid's backpack. We chilled under the bleachers and watched the cheerleaders practice. In the background we saw Biddas still hard at work. This time he was building an elaborate fountain.
We were shocked when we noticed that there was a guy trying out for the squad. It was Binks! He had to hold the girls up by thier butts and was grinning ear to ear the whole time. Every now and then we would hear him say "oops" and grin even bigger. I didn't get it but Mushi said he would explain it to me later.
In vent later that night Binks said they really wanted him to join but he had more self-respect than that. He had just wanted to see who had the better butt. He said Tweenprincess was without a doubt the winner.
We were shocked when we noticed that there was a guy trying out for the squad. It was Binks! He had to hold the girls up by thier butts and was grinning ear to ear the whole time. Every now and then we would hear him say "oops" and grin even bigger. I didn't get it but Mushi said he would explain it to me later.
In vent later that night Binks said they really wanted him to join but he had more self-respect than that. He had just wanted to see who had the better butt. He said Tweenprincess was without a doubt the winner.
March 6th
Principal Loftar replaced 6th period with mandatory lessons. We had to learn the fiddle, special Swedish words of power, and how to wield weapons. Students are assessed on their proficiency with each and then assigned one to take in-depth courses on. I felt I did equally well with the fiddle and the Swedish words but I was terrible with the weapons. I almost stabbed Chief in the foot at one point. From the look he gave me I knew I would pay for it later.
In-game he made me walk back and forth while he shot at me with a slingshot. Every time he hit me I had to say "ding!" and go the other direction. Mereni thought this was the funniest thing ever. I think she takes pleasure in watching me being tormented.
In-game he made me walk back and forth while he shot at me with a slingshot. Every time he hit me I had to say "ding!" and go the other direction. Mereni thought this was the funniest thing ever. I think she takes pleasure in watching me being tormented.
March 7th
When we got to school today Claeyt was duck-taped to the flag pole. We all started laughing till we got closer and saw the note glued to his chest. It read "Tribal Application". Chief ripped off the note and Claeyt screamed through his gag. Chief stared at the note for quite a while. He said "interesting" and walked away obviously still pondering.
The rest of the day in school everyone was gossiping about who could be seeking membership and about the boldness of the application. The top guesses were Darworth, L33lee, Alloin, or Mushibag. The whole school was buzzing and not much work got done.
In-game we found boxes of Indian Charms stacked outside of our gates. We doubled our security measures just in case this was all an elaborate ruse by some other faction like the glee club or auto shop kids to get us to relax our guard.
The rest of the day in school everyone was gossiping about who could be seeking membership and about the boldness of the application. The top guesses were Darworth, L33lee, Alloin, or Mushibag. The whole school was buzzing and not much work got done.
In-game we found boxes of Indian Charms stacked outside of our gates. We doubled our security measures just in case this was all an elaborate ruse by some other faction like the glee club or auto shop kids to get us to relax our guard.
March 9th
During lunch today the Glee Club kids spontaneously burst into a song about friendship and abstinence. It was weird.
The Glee Club is by far the largest group both in school and in game. There are maybe 200 of them and they were all singing. Their leader Darworth is determined to recruit as many people as possible. He sets up info booths to talk about everything Glee related and to give out purity pledges.
When they finally finished their song everyone at my table, which was most of The Tribe, threw our pudding cups at them. The whole lunchroom erupted into laughter. I think even Principal Loftar cracked a smile.
In-game me and Mushi double teamed a cricket. I was so pumped up afterwards that I tried to solo one all by myself. I was like, Bam, and the cricket got punked. It feels great to finally get this monkey of my back.
The Glee Club is by far the largest group both in school and in game. There are maybe 200 of them and they were all singing. Their leader Darworth is determined to recruit as many people as possible. He sets up info booths to talk about everything Glee related and to give out purity pledges.
When they finally finished their song everyone at my table, which was most of The Tribe, threw our pudding cups at them. The whole lunchroom erupted into laughter. I think even Principal Loftar cracked a smile.
In-game me and Mushi double teamed a cricket. I was so pumped up afterwards that I tried to solo one all by myself. I was like, Bam, and the cricket got punked. It feels great to finally get this monkey of my back.
March 10th
We got the results of our exams today. I was assigned to the Swedish squad. Principal Loftar gave an announcement over the p.a. system explaining our results. He said to prepare to face the minions of Jorb and Jorb himself we must break into squads. There are three squads. The Fiddle Squad plays old Swedish folk songs to contain and confuse. The Warrior Squad is in charge of holding the lines and attacking where needed. Finally, The Swedish Squad will use special Swedish words of power to create effects to fill various roles on the battlefield where needed. The idea of a big battle worried most of us.
March 15th
It was a boring day in school. There was little excitement though when the special ed bus got in an accident. Killer Thomas got bruised pretty bad.
In-game was a different matter entirely. We had our monthly Tribal scavenger hunt. The Paymaster and I were put on the same team. The first task simply said "town bell some fools". The Paymaster is great at this. He is also good at multi-boxing. I am skilled at meeting him in Boston to transfer stuff. We were off to a great start. On our way to the second task we had a run-in with about 50 Glee Club Kids lead by Darworth but we eluded them finally. Task seven required us to find a whispering snake skull. We just killed criminals till we got one. Task ten, the last task, said run to the server wall and take a screenshot. When we saw this we knew we had won. I put The Paymaster on my back and ran to the wall as fast as possible.
We won!! The Paymaster and I were given our pick of the squaws and didn't have to make mushroom pies for a month. Everyone was super jelly.
In-game was a different matter entirely. We had our monthly Tribal scavenger hunt. The Paymaster and I were put on the same team. The first task simply said "town bell some fools". The Paymaster is great at this. He is also good at multi-boxing. I am skilled at meeting him in Boston to transfer stuff. We were off to a great start. On our way to the second task we had a run-in with about 50 Glee Club Kids lead by Darworth but we eluded them finally. Task seven required us to find a whispering snake skull. We just killed criminals till we got one. Task ten, the last task, said run to the server wall and take a screenshot. When we saw this we knew we had won. I put The Paymaster on my back and ran to the wall as fast as possible.
We won!! The Paymaster and I were given our pick of the squaws and didn't have to make mushroom pies for a month. Everyone was super jelly.
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