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MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Brego » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:08 am

Activists,
My name is Alexander Tamonikov and I am contacting you from Київ on behalf of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Your associate, friend, and possibly leader has been taken into custody. Know that all information that was sent via his laptop has been traced and tracked with great effort and diligence. For those who have communicated with him via http://meta.ua/ you should know that all parcels have been intercepted and confiscated as we have known about these lines of communication and have been acting in efforts to counter his dissemination of dangerous information. Our access to your secure forum should be proof that what I tell you is real and I urge you to come forward with the names and information regarding his and your associates.

We do not wish for you to be brought to the level of punishment that will fall to your friend. We ask that you comply with these orders and do not make us go further to find you. Those who are found to be assisting in his cause will be punished with the greatest force allowable. These are my executive orders and this will be your last warning. A hero is not the one who stands in the shadows and talks ill of his government. A true hero and countrymen is one who comes forward with his voice to end the violence and harmful actions of is neighbors. Now is your time.



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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Potjeh » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:10 am

Come extradite me bro :lol:
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Darwoth » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:17 am

claeyt is behind the entire thing, get him.
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Binks » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:18 am

Darwoth wrote:claeyt is behind the entire thing, get him.


I can confirm this.
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Postby Cawalox » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:03 pm

Rofl

Go burn some buses, it might have a better impact for your cause.
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Postby Kandarim » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:21 pm

Sounds legit, at least it's decent english.

I did have a laugh at "secure forum", though.

Darwoth wrote:claeyt is behind the entire thing, get him.
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby alprice » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:19 pm

What is going on here?? Claeyt turned him in?
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Procne » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:47 pm

So this is the grand finale that this whole trolling was supposed to lead to? I expected something more.
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby Jalpha » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:08 pm

Brego wrote: be punished with the greatest force allowable.


Trolol, ie none.
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Re: MIA Offers you Settlement

Postby jesi » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:40 pm

So Brego hasn't posted since 7 am this morning. And this came out at 11 am. Definitely not his style and I would tend to believe well beyond his english abilities. So I guess it's all over forhim. Wow, IRL sucks sometimes.

Oh, and the emblem for the MIA (MVS) seems to match up. http://mvs.gov.ua/mvs/control/main/uk/index
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