Official Halloween Costume Thread

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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Thor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:08 pm

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Yes those are speedos.
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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby jwhitehorn » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:10 pm

Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sexy.

I put that same mask on unattractive girls before sex. It serves two purposes.

#1: I don't have to look @ their face.

#2: I can pretend like we are in a post-apocalyptic world and they have to wear that mask because we are the last two humans left and procreating is to save the human race.


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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Thor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:13 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sexy.

I put that same mask on unattractive girls before sex. It serves two purposes.

#1: I don't have to look @ their face.

#2: I can pretend like we are in a post-apocalyptic world and they have to wear that mask because we are the last two humans left and procreating is to save the human race.


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3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.
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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby belgear » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:14 pm

Thor wrote:
jwhitehorn wrote:Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sexy.

I put that same mask on unattractive girls before sex. It serves two purposes.

#1: I don't have to look @ their face.

#2: I can pretend like we are in a post-apocalyptic world and they have to wear that mask because we are the last two humans left and procreating is to save the human race.


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3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.

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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby jwhitehorn » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:16 pm

Thor wrote:3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.


That works best with religious folk. Simply explain that "God doesn't frown if it is in the brown" and you can get away from most premarital-sex objections.

If that doesn't work you can always use the "Whoops" method.

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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Mushibag » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:18 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:
Thor wrote:3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.


That works best with religious folk. Simply explain that "God doesn't frown if it is in the brown" and you can get away from most premarital-sex objections.

If that doesn't work you can always use the "Whoops" method.

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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Thor » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:28 pm

jwhitehorn wrote:you can always use the "Whoops" method.


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Amen.
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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby jcwilk » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:38 am

Angry capybara

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Or cracked out prostitute, choose your own adventure.
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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Thor » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:52 am

jcwilk wrote:Angry capybara

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Or cracked out prostitute, choose your own adventure.


Holy **** JC you are hairy.
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Re: Official Halloween Costume Thread

Postby Cheena » Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:09 am

I'd have said it's a werewolf, but since he claims he was a capybara... :mrgreen:
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