
Yes those are speedos.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
jwhitehorn wrote:Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sexy.
I put that same mask on unattractive girls before sex. It serves two purposes.
#1: I don't have to look @ their face.
#2: I can pretend like we are in a post-apocalyptic world and they have to wear that mask because we are the last two humans left and procreating is to save the human race.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
Thor wrote:jwhitehorn wrote:Just when I thought you couldn't get any more sexy.
I put that same mask on unattractive girls before sex. It serves two purposes.
#1: I don't have to look @ their face.
#2: I can pretend like we are in a post-apocalyptic world and they have to wear that mask because we are the last two humans left and procreating is to save the human race.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.
Thor wrote:3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.
jwhitehorn wrote:Thor wrote:3: I can't see their tears when I stick it in their pooper.
That works best with religious folk. Simply explain that "God doesn't frown if it is in the brown" and you can get away from most premarital-sex objections.
If that doesn't work you can always use the "Whoops" method.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
jwhitehorn wrote:you can always use the "Whoops" method.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
JohnCarver wrote:This way no matter how bad my day gets, a text message that one of you died to madness always seems to brighten it.
jcwilk wrote:Angry capybara
Or cracked out prostitute, choose your own adventure.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
loftar wrote:***** the treaty.
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests