Recently we added a player by the name of "Jennifer" to the Tribe's Most Wanted List. She was a heinous criminal in the lands of Salem who at times would refer to the Chief as such slanderous terms as "King of the Virgins". With such clever insults I'm sure you cannot imagine what could go wrong in Jennifer's plan to best the Tribe but read below as to how her story unfolds.
The Plan in Jennifer's Tiny Brain
Like most people who don't pay the Treaty. Jennifer likes to think that she is super cool and super smart. Think about it! All this time she has lived on Plymouth and saved probably about 1,000 Silver in Treaty Payments by now. Jennifer loves to sit in her camp all day explaining to her whittling bench that she is the smartest person in all of Plymouth and anybody who does pay the Treaty is just a dumb dumb.
So today when Jennifer is given a link of her newfound status on the Most Wanted List instead of experiencing the fear, anguish, frustration and sorrow that any logical and intelligent player would have felt she instead takes this as an amazing opportunity to outsmart the Tribe!
WHAT IF
Jennifer were to give all her clothes to an alt of this player that he named "Jennifer".
WHAT IF
Jennifer were to then send the Chief a PM with her forum name saying she knows where a Most Wanted player lives.
WHAT IF
Jennifer then told the Chief that she could be the one that killed the player and collected a bounty!
She would get paid 3,000 silver just to kill her "friends" alt. AND the Tribe would think she is dead!! Gee golly Jennifer how did you get to be that smart?
The Plan as it actually unfolded
Unfortunately for Jennifer. Not paying the Treaty is not very smart. In fact, recent research shows that non-Treaty paying players on Plymouth are in the bottom 5% on Tribal IQ and Aptitude tests issued to new squatters. Instead, not paying the Treaty simply gets you killed and leaves you in a far worse position. The Tribe, however, has been blessed by the Great Spirit with superior brains and elongated singing logs and as such was more than capable of diverting Jennifers misleading and unethical attempt at Fraud and Forgery. While her plan seemed sound on the surface....
WHAT IF
The Player that told Jennifer about the Most Wanted List was a Treaty Payer....
WHAT IF
The Player that Jennifer gave all her clothes to was a Treaty Payer...
WHAT IF
There were actually Braves stationed within 15 seconds of where this "fake murder" was going to take place.
WHAT IF
Instead of murdering a fake 5 humour alt of your "friend" Jennifer was the one that got murdered instead....
WHAT IF
The Chief knew her Forum PM's to turn herself in was complete ***** because she bragged about her plan to a Treaty Payer even as she was gettng robbed and murdered.
The Moral of the Story
Jennifer is now dead. She now lost 2,200 silver which is estimated to be more than TWICE what her Treaty Payment would have been the entire time she has been playing. Jennifer lost a 100+ Humour character. Jennifer has spilled the beans on who her main is as well as the name of her non-treaty paying friends to Tribal assets and has put all her friends at risk. So remember. When you are thinking of a plan to beat the Tribe & outsmart and outplay them. Rethink it. Because its not going to work.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
