Salem

I'm not sure what happened to you, a snake perhaps? But you got KO'd right outside of my sisters gate. You didn't trespass, and you said hello, but she was dealing with her toddler while you were passing by and wasn't able to reply in time. She did, however, get back in time to see you KO'd, right before you disappeared, and in time to pick up the items you dropped.

We would like you to know that we built a wooden box outside of her gate and deposited your writ, savage charm, bunny steaks, and other sundries inside, if you wish to return and collect them. To remind you what the area looks like, she grabbed a screenshot of you saying hello to the dirt:


Here is where you box is placed:

On the chance that you did indeed die due to a snake bite, I'm also giving you a vial of Rattler Serum and a few pies, so that you can survive next time.

And I am truly sorry, but I did have to laugh as she called me on Skype going "OMG what do I do, what do I do?", before explaining what she was freaking out about. Hopefully you see this and come retrieve your goods.

god u are such a sweetie

Dallane wrote:god u are such a sweetie

Not even slightly sweet, but I do feel bad for whoever that was. We're guessing he was going to ask for serum, since there weren't any new scents left on any of the active claims within an hour's radius of hers. I know, I checked first - if there were that writ probably would have ended up in the lake.

It was me. I'll be back, this time with friends. Better call the midgets, else your base will be razed to the ground.

staxjax wrote:It was me. I'll be back, this time with friends. Better call the midgets, else your base will be razed to the ground.

Thats not mine :p That's hers.

I saw all of them, they will all burn. Treaty payers=midget friends=enemy.

imrielle wrote:

staxjax wrote:It was me. I'll be back, this time with friends. Better call the midgets, else your base will be razed to the ground.

Thats not mine :p That's hers.

Which makes it even worse. A person can live with their own belongings dissappering into thin air, but watching the assets of your relatives being destroyed is far worse. This is why when you threaten someone, it is usually more effective to threaten to harm their relatives rather than the person in question directly.

staxjax wrote:I saw all of them, they will all burn. Treaty payers=midget friends=enemy.

Have you seriously resorted to threatening good-standing treaty payers of Plymouth?

I find it a bit cute... Too bad the entire server knows your all bark and no bite now.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

You should have found my base while you had the chance...I just started building simple fence #178 around my minehole (not to mention the 18 stonehedges I finished before the update).

staxjax wrote:My bot just started building simple fence #178 around my minehole (not to mention the 18 stonehedges my bot finished before the update).

Fixed for you.