Salem

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
I present to you.... EPISODE VI




Downloadable Link
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/ep6/monopoly.wmv


The Southern Stalls will be next. Your options are as follows:

*Sign the Treaty and work out Cooperating Stall Agreements with the Tribe
*Identify to us the location of a Southern Stall owners base who has not signed a stall agreement. After they have been killed OR their base has been burned you will be awarded a 1,000 silver Finders Fee
*Release your Stall with the Chief standing next to you in Boston and receive 6,000 silver from the Tribe. (Thats 20% more than you originally paid for it)


P.S. Somebody from team butthurt keeps reporting my youtube videos. As such I can't be bothered to upload them there anymore. If anybody in the community wants to upload it to their youtube I will post a link in this section.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

I already saw a screenshot of your fotoshop skills, but I'll watch the video anyways. I am curious though, what is the point of the 'burning' stalls when I'm in Boston restocking my stall on a daily basis ?

I might be tempted to sell you my stall, but it would cost a whole lot more than 6000s. It makes about 2k silver on average per day, so I don't think you could offer enough silver for me to sell it to you. Obviously, I am not scared or worried about the 'mm tribe' so your extortion practices won't work on me.

You are too modest, chief.

staxjax wrote:I already saw a screenshot of your fotoshop skills, but I'll watch the video anyways. I am curious though, what is the point of the 'burning' stalls when I'm in Boston restocking my stall on a daily basis ?

Sure! Lets pretend it didn't sit like this for weeks.



The fact that you returned for a few days to see the rise and fall of your latest bug abuse doesn't change that your stall has failed to cover rent for weeks now. Even Mushibag admitted the only thing it was doing lately was being a placeholder and free storage for his Iron bars @ 200s .

Oh and we bought a Head-Dress from it for 1,500 silver. Hoping it might make you reconsider quitting. But that was a donation out of pity. Hardly a "sale".

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Returned for a few days? I never left, lol.

But, if it makes you guys feel any better:



It looked like that because all of the other **** sold out, and I was strictly selling ****** 50% seeds for a week orso. Take more screenshots please, they are very convincing.

staxjax wrote:Returned for a few days? I never left, lol.

But, if it makes you guys feel any better:

I quit playing Salem right after GH burned :/

I rode a magical dragon that I built out of earthworms.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Ok, I just watched the video. I will sell you my stall for 200k silver.

I still haven't signed your idiot treaty nor will I, my town is still just fine and my character is alive. Come at me.

As the name says, Boston Harbor Trading Company is located in Boston. So "Dead City" status is not very accurate here (unless you plan to burn Boston as well).
State of chairman's residence has small impact on company's business. The company will continue to operate as long as there are people willing to sell their goods.

Unless I get bored. Or my PC breaks. Or Plymouth gets wiped. Or jorb / loftar changes the stall system.

Ah - the sweet, sweet smell of Capitalism.