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A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:30 am
by jwhitehorn
Merry Christmas Fine Squatters of Salem!
The day began when Chief PeePooKaKa went down to Boston to take KillerTomas to sit on Santa's Lap. The Chief was skeptical about this new tradition that came to his lands but Tomas insisted that they go. The Chief pondered what Tomas would ask for. A brave essentially has an unlimited supply of every material object in the game so what is it that Tomas wanted so badly that they make the long trip to Boston?

"Ho Ho Ho. And what would YOU like for X-mas little Brave" Exclaimed Santa.

"Well Santa, my good friend Chief PeePooKaKa is never home in our Tribal Lands anymore. I love to spar with my friends but lately all they ever do is search for the evil StaxHax and the Gallows Refugees" Said Tomas.

The Chief immediately became interested to see where this was going.

"Well you know little Brave. That doesn't mean that the other Braves don't love you just because they havn't sparred with you. That just means that they have work to do to keep you and Mommy Mereni safe"
replied Santa

"Well, I know that Santa. But if there is ANY way you could actually help the Chief find Stax for Christmas I Would really appreciate it" Tomas concluded.

The Chief and Tomas then rode back to the Tribal lands. Nothing more was said about the trip but the Chief was once again proud of Tomas' sincerity. The entire morning quickly drifted from the Chief's mind.... Until a deer approached him with a shiny red nose. The Chief quickly followed it until he stumbled upon....

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WHATS THIS?!?!?!? Could it be? A Christmas Miracle? The Tribe immediately began doing what the Tribe does.

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But then it was realized that there was another claim next door! Mushibag 3.0 who was sworn to be "hermitting" since the Gallows debacle of 2012 was literally 15 feet away from StaxHax! In fact several GH Refugees were all found in the immediate area! An ambush was quickly set up.

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And after a long long wait Mushibag finally logged on.

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And so. A morning that started out with skepticism ended with disbelief. A true Christmas miracle for all involved. Well.... Maybe not all.

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Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:35 am
by Dshaded
Christmas came right on time this year...

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:45 am
by Mushibag
I never gave permission to have my character's picture taken. Mods, please lock this thread and remove picture.

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:46 am
by jwhitehorn
Mushibag wrote:I never gave permission to have my character's picture taken. Mods, please lock this thread and remove picture.


LoL.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:48 am
by Droj
Winner winner Christmas dinner!

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:00 pm
by alloin
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Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:15 pm
by L33LEE
Mushibag wrote:I never gave permission to have my character's picture taken. Mods, please lock this thread and remove picture.


What character ? All i see is dead bodies. Did not think you can own dead bodies, and considering the character does not exist, unsure were your problem is.

Merry Christmas Chief And a Wishy Christmas too.

Seems the fellowship is a bit but hurt, Do us all a favor quit the game, take your stinking modded clients abusing 1x1 fields with you, no one will miss you except your fellow bug abusers.

Toxic players who openly abuse known bugs will always be toxic, The devs should realize this and remove them from the game accordingly. This is why they are removed from mainstream games and lurk in places like salem.

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:22 pm
by Dallane
L33LEE wrote:
Mushibag wrote:I never gave permission to have my character's picture taken. Mods, please lock this thread and remove picture.


What character ? All i see is dead bodies. Did not think you can own dead bodies, and considering the character does not exist, unsure were your problem is.

Merry Christmas Chief And a Wishy Christmas too.

Seems the fellowship is a bit but hurt, Do us all a favor quit the game, take your stinking modded clients abusing 1x1 fields with you, no one will miss you except your fellow bug abusers.

Toxic players who openly abuse known bugs will always be toxic, The devs should realize this and remove them from the game accordingly. This is why they are removed from mainstream games and lurk in places like salem.


Yes your ass is pained we know this.

He was talking about a different thread making fun on tomas. get with it

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:23 pm
by L33LEE
Dallane wrote:Yes your ass is pained we know this.

He was talking about a different thread making fun on tomas. get with it


You have no concept to the depths of the rabbit hole my lonely friend.

Re: A Christmas Miracle

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:24 pm
by Dallane
L33LEE wrote:
Dallane wrote:Yes your ass is pained we know this.

He was talking about a different thread making fun on tomas. get with it


You have no concept to the depths of the rabbit hole my lonely friend.


I got fairly deep in your mom