You where really lucky to find me just outside Boston where people usually go to kill noobs

I was really stupid to fall for your **** and i have learned a lesson. The problem for you is that im not a boy but a 35 year old man with a well paying job and ill gladly spend 50 dollars to get you killed.
If you start a new charachter and I for some reason find you I would gladly spend another 100 dollars to get you killed again. I was really annoyed when my charachter died, I had just got pumpkin planting and turkey farming.
I can only imagine how you will feel with 6000 invested in a Cain and Abel. Best spent 50$ ever!!!