Summon a criminal

[Gil]

Hello Salemites,

I have an evidence of an assault and I'm staying right in front of criminal's lento.

how can I summon him and provide justice?

Thanks

[simple69]

Pretty sure you cannot summon someone for assault. but not 100%

[Gil]

how does it work for summonable crime? would I have an option on his lento, like with larceny?

[simple69]

Yes you should get a option when you right click it to summon him.

[Gil]

thanks!

[pistolshrimp]

If you feel wronged enough, and you cannot summon, you can pclaim over their leanto and knock it down scent free.

[Darwoth]

or pclaim it and build a fence, having a shot at killing him when he logs in.

[Haukeye]

or pclaim it and build a fence, having a shot at killing him when he logs in.

I would not take darwoths advice on pclaiming and killing. It did not work for him when he tried to get me. Poor lil feller is still butthurt over it.

[Darwoth]

1> bankee comes up to me in town and spends 30 minutes running his mouth because he idiotically thinks i am the new internet boyfriend of the teenager his 50 year old dirty old man paws beat off to.

2> i make fun of bankee

3> i blow bankee up with a boomstick and loot all his ****

4> bankee runs his mouth again, this time i am a coward in addition to all the other vitriol he spewed last time because i am uninterested in talking to him in his vent channel, apparently i also make everything i have ever said up.

5> i tell bankee he is a moron, bankee scoffs and say i would never dare say such things to him face to face because he would kick my ass. i offer to drive anywhere within a few hundred miles of home to beat him up at a local gym if he wants to put said theory to the test. he demands a copy of my drivers license then cooly cackles to himself assured that i am naught but a "pixel punk" when i do not give it to him.

6> i find out bankee is living in a town, i go to said town and steal all of bankees ****. scare his own townmembers into giving him up and declaiming his plot.

7> bankee having been booted from the town and having his claim imminent domained respawns in boston naked and homeless, concocts a fantastical tale about how i "am so dumb i did not block him in right" and how he "got away from me" when in reality he did nothing but log on naked and homeless, evidently still to stupid to comprehend you can not wall a claim post since the owner can freely port out.

8> bankee quits and goes to play some ****** game where he can escape the stigma of stupidity he so effortlessly built for himself here.

8> bankee appears every few weeks to let everyone know how he "got one over on me" and what a scumbag i am

[Rubberduckbandit]

or pclaim it and build a fence, having a shot at killing him when he logs in.

I would not take darwoths advice on pclaiming and killing. It did not work for him when he tried to get me. Poor lil feller is still butthurt over it.

This is the guy that was screaming/saying he'd beat up darwoth irl, yet darwoth is the butthurt one?
please do go on about this wonderful tale.