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Re: Turtles

Postby JohnCarver » Sun Sep 21, 2014 1:35 am

Potjeh wrote:I think we're supposed to wait for them (or us) to die of old age.


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Re: Turtles

Postby JinxDevona » Sun Sep 21, 2014 2:58 am

JohnCarver wrote:
Potjeh wrote:I think we're supposed to wait for them (or us) to die of old age.


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Re: Turtles

Postby lachlaan » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:38 am

We could always try inside a smelter >.> It'd be a shell forged in hellfire!
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Re: Turtles

Postby The_Trade_Wind » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:44 am

I suggest using a barrel filled with gun powder. It works quite well every time for the turtles in our area.
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Re: Turtles

Postby Hose » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:52 am

I tried to burn the turtle ¦]
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Re: Turtles

Postby troubleis » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:55 am

Just because we were given the turtles doesn't mean we were given the means to break their hardened shells. I mean there's always cannon fire ¦]
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Re: Turtles

Postby Hose » Sun Sep 21, 2014 4:59 am

you dont want to know what i tried to open a turtle
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Re: Turtles

Postby RyanS77 » Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:09 am

Maybe leave it in a chest till it dies?
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Re: Turtles

Postby Hose » Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:18 am

why cant u just break its neck and then rip the **** out of it lol
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Re: Turtles

Postby alprice » Sun Sep 21, 2014 6:19 am

I tried hitting one with a frying pan... Not working!
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