Salem

Just wanted to let everyone know. Vodka, and Moonshine. Everyone who is ever drunk, please post here to urgently update the community about such stuff. Share your random story of the series of events that transpired before you blacked out. I got an awesome Sunday story to share when I get back.

Thanks.

P.S Thanks for SWYPE and auto correct. #*****

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This seems like some ***** Guerrilla Marketing Campaign.

Mods please remove blatant advertising

thge ***** ity is

EDIT*

Okay so Sunday morning I woke up to a ***** fat guy with a god damn knife asking me who I was and where I came from. I got up like dude, chill the ***** out im Chaz. OPut the ***** knmife down! I whipped out the cellp[hone and called the cops on myself. They arrived and were like Chaz, youre like Criminal Tresspassing. I was like no way, get the ***** out dude! I was last at the bar 4 Uncommon Stouts and a shoit of vodka deep, was being reponsible officer! He waslike hmmm let me check yopur record. I gave him my iunfo. He came back like so yuou lived in Iowa how long? I said like 4 or 5 years. He was lie, you got nothing not even a ***** parket ticket are you sdure youre prone to braking into hosues and burgley?> I was l;ike this has to be a ***** joke, I was at the bar, i feeled drugged someone drugged me dude. Wtf...i had 4 beers and a shot, that isnt enough to black out. Cop was like where were you? I said Stickman's Bar, and I asked hwere I was, he said W 29tyh, I was holy **** how did I drunk stumble so god dman far, he said idk and i doubt that **** cuz thats prety ***** far and we would have cauhgt your drunk ass. long story short cops convinced the residents to stop beiung dumb and gave me a ride home.

#*****

So after a lovely night of surprise roofy buttsex the fatguy with a knife didn't even make you breakfast?

Wow... #*****

DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE ???


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Wow

He's hot. Forgiven.

Im wondering why ME didnt make such a Thread yet.

this needs to be stickied, right?

I don't drink often, can't handle my firewater that well, genetics suck sometimes. 3 shots and I've got the lampshade on my head. Actually, remember on American Dad when Stan started trying to have a martini after work? That's me to a T. I hold my thc like cypress hill though, but the stories aren't near as good =/