The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

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The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby cannibalkirby » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:23 pm

THE SITUATION ON ROANOKE IS NOT WELL MY FRIENDS

The statue's reign of terror on our beloved town has caused it to fall into ruin! The streets ever so silent, and the skies turned ever so dark as if shrouded by the blackest smoke. Everywhere people are going mad, the killings are spiraling out of control. The aura from this evil abomination is driving the metaphorical knife into the heart of Roanoke! I so far being the only one to notice this terrible thing sought out a way to stop the madness, so I did some research on our stone cold friend, turns out...
WE KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
This unknown things sits revered in the square of our very homeland and we do not know a damned thing about it... Where did it come from? Why is it here? Who is the figure that the statue portrays??? All questions that can never be answered. I ravaged every inch of the library in Boston and discovered a very important fact,
There is no library!
and all this time no one has noticed, my friends this is a scary thing, who knows what the statue may take from us next? Our homes? Our children? Maybe Biddas???? THESE THINGS ARE ALL VERY POSSIBLE AS YOU CAN TELL I MADE THIS LARGER BECAUSE IT IS A GENUINE FACT!

Then one night I was out with my friend Mary Jane and pondering at the foot of the statue what could be done.... then it happened.
The wind picked up and leaves blew through boston square, it howled and howled and I held onto my hat for fear Juda would take it again should it fall off.
Then the impossible happened, suddenly the statues eyes began to glow a deep red and it was surrounded in a still black veil. He reached out and pointed to the street light north of the square and I was amazed at what I saw....it had turned on! such wow! The light seemed to be focusing in on the barrel just below it, which could only mean that it was focusing its energy into what was inside the barrel. Just then a cork popped out of the side of the barrel and a deep blue water began flowing through the cracks in the ground, they all were mysteriously guided in the same direction. They all converged at the feet of the piper. No sound came from her flute as she began to play and it transformed into a key! She waved the key and said "Your greatest weapon shall be that which is so sweet it may soothe even the most terrible beast". Then it came to me, this was a sign!
HERE IS REAL EVIDENCE OF THE OCCURRENCES I TOOK WITH MY VERY OWN CAMERA!
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As you can see there is a lot going on in this photographic evidence, but as you can see I circled the important things, let us continue to the breakdown
So as you can see at this very moment other people were in boston attempting to communicate with me, notice the pale skin on everyone, quite similar to that of the statue, which can only mean one thing
MIND CONTROL

Now the energies water of 11% purity has obviously cleansed the piper and released her from her prison of stone, her instrument the key to a better life for us all. I think what we must do is clear my friends.
We must pay the piper, so to speak.
A donation for such an occasion is requested on behalf of all of your souls
For just a few silver you too can be making a difference!
We can all cleanse the world of this evil
Please speak with me in boston about donations, I will be either at the statue or in the local church for holy ground repels and keeps the evil at bay

Please my children, beware for I have heard a word whispered throughout our great land... A word that once caused everyone to cease... it is returning
CROATOAN
This is your warning, please help me stop this threat before it spirals out of control, we ahve already seen the effect of this madness on not only Wily's group but it was most present in a sir Biddas... I could not save him but you still have a chance!

-Greed
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby alprice » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:49 pm

How does one respond to something like this. U B tripping Greed... :o
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Thor » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:38 pm

WTF are you smoking?
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Brego » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:05 pm

Thor wrote:WTF are you smoking?


D
Mushrooms!!!D
Madness
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Thor » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:10 pm

Brego wrote:
Thor wrote:WTF are you smoking?


D
Mushrooms!!!D


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saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Mushibag » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:30 pm

Brego wrote:
Thor wrote:WTF are you smoking?


D
Mushrooms!!!D

Why would you smoke mushrooms?!
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Brego » Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:44 pm

Mushibag wrote:
Brego wrote:
Thor wrote:WTF are you smoking?


D
Mushrooms!!!D

Why would you smoke mushrooms?!


well
they have more effect!!!:P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Mushibag » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:33 pm

Brego wrote:
Mushibag wrote:Why would you smoke mushrooms?!


well
they have more effect!!!:P :lol: :lol: :lol:

I call *****.
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby alprice » Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:14 pm

I think he meant tripping on shrooms, not smoking them I guess. Of course i never do stuff like that so I don't know what you do with mushrooms. :D
I just know that 7 of 10 shoplifters I catch have drugs or drug paraphernalia on them.
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Re: The source of the Chaos on Roanoke

Postby Tylan » Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:19 pm

cannibalkirby wrote:We do More Drugs on Roanoke
jorb wrote:you fat-fingered, trigger happy nabbly-boos.

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