I need the Bad Touch!

I pop back on to revel in the defeat of Realak and the thread gets shut down. Understandable, it could be said to have been derailing and yes, it was in reference to one of the few permabans to have been dished out. I get it.
And then I realize that the "Moderator Gave Me the Bad Touch" thread has been Hinnomed completely leaving me nowhere to jokingly mention how MagicMan not only broke my binoculars after he caught me peaking in his windows last night but also stole my peanut butter.
I could deal with the poisonous ***** you mushrooms. I could settle with the poorly implemented purity adjustment. But this? Eliminating satire as a means of dealing with questionable moderator decisions for which actual ***** isn't really necessary? I don't recognize this place anymore.
And then I realize that the "Moderator Gave Me the Bad Touch" thread has been Hinnomed completely leaving me nowhere to jokingly mention how MagicMan not only broke my binoculars after he caught me peaking in his windows last night but also stole my peanut butter.
I could deal with the poisonous ***** you mushrooms. I could settle with the poorly implemented purity adjustment. But this? Eliminating satire as a means of dealing with questionable moderator decisions for which actual ***** isn't really necessary? I don't recognize this place anymore.