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Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:31 am
by jwhitehorn
Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
We all know that this is beta. We understand that we have signed up to be the metaphorical "guinea Pigs" of this new world we set foot in. We stood by and watched as we erected massive claim stones only to later be told that they would cost a monthly fee. We took it in stride when The Great Spirit implemented Guns prior to the more obvious and popular choice of a Bow & Arrow. We even stood by and understood when he took away purity without any clear and concise path to replace the system. However, WE CAN STAND BY and watch NO LONGER!

The Members of W.H.O.R.E.S (Wielders of Halberds Organization Requesting Emergency Sanctions) hereby immediately requests that action be taken on our broken item:

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For those very few who are not fortunate enough to have a Halberd let me explain. When you approach a Tree imagine the excitement when witnessing the plethora of options at your disposal!

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Now imagine the wind being taken out of your sails as you click your "Chop" option only to be brutally denied. In red letters no less.

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You almost feel violated. As if your innocence has been taken from you against your will. The dreams of wood logs or possibly even boards stolen from your mind and the harsh realization that your halberd has been lying to you since the minute you grasped it sweeps over you. Clearly this is an unintended game BUG and the Halberd-Owning players of Salem will stand for this NO LONGER. Our evidence is clear:

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We formally request that all future patches, alchemy changes, and content implementations be tabled immediately until this Halberd Crisis of 2013 can be resolved.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
CEO of W.H.O.R.E.S

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Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:36 am
by Khaztropix
It truly saddens me to think of all the disadvantage Halberd wielders who are plague by this bug. I hope all of the ***** post of their discontent and appeal to the Gods to get this fixed.

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:38 am
by alloin
I understand what you're going through, hope this gets fixes asap :p

(apart from the triple damage, i would love to chop tree's aswell)

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:43 am
by jwhitehorn
alloin wrote:I understand what you're going through, hope this gets fixes asap :p

(apart from the triple damage, i would love to chop tree's aswell)


Good point. We would like to emphasize that the Triple Damage should NOT be adjusted. We feel that is one aspect of the Halberd that is extremely balanced.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:44 am
by Khaztropix
alloin wrote:I understand what you're going through, hope this gets fixes asap :p

(apart from the triple damage, i would love to chop tree's aswell)


Thank you for your support. You are a valued member of the ***** community.

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:45 am
by Dallane
You guys do understand what a halberd is right?

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:53 am
by Pjotr84
Moving to CuaH, since it has nothing to do with in-game politics

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 1:54 am
by Darkside
It's not an "axe"

Although it does have an "axe" blade on it :?

Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:00 am
by Ornery
Dallane wrote:You guys do understand what a halberd is right?


They gotta do SOMETHING with their time

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Re: Broken Mechanic needs Fixing NOW!

PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 2:14 am
by alagar
Poor *****, they need do something about the pickAXE too, it cant cut trees.