I have an unhealthy addiction

[Ass_Kraken]

I'm totally addicted to the Salem forum. I toss and turn at night, when a laptop goes out and I have to rely on the remainder of my 3 laptops posting on the forums.

My breaks involve posting on MagicmanICT and Totalymoo.

I sold my soul to L33LEE for 5 pairs of hands, to nourish his soul hunger.

I keep hitting the quality cap per day on my posts, so I had to resort to alt accounts such as Ornery and Sabinati.

I sold my Salem game accounts to finance my sweatshop of Vietnamese children to post on the forums. Seeing how I can't trust others to post on my account, half of them use the alias Dallane, and the other half use colesie.

I hired an Indonesian immigrant addicted to methamphetamines and a group of furries high on a mixture of cocaine, AIDs and suicide punch I found at a yiff party to act as enemies. Their aliases are darnokpl and jwhitehorn. Without enemies to crusade against, what am I, the forum hero to face in glorious forum battle?

I have a bot to spam the forums with mindless dribble using the names Mereni and Darwoth.

[Vigilance]

its ok man let it all out

With a Fond Regard for Butts,

-Vigilance the Gaymaster

edit: forgot my sig

[L33LEE]

Im sure i over paid for his soul, i have buyers remorse.

[jwhitehorn]

I too have an unhealthy addiction. Mine is to the Great Spirit himself. Each time he gives me a unique Item in the game he promises to never make me do the things I do for it again. However, he never keeps his promise.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[MaoZeDong]

So, did you leave in the last few minutes because it was 4:20 where you are or what? I mean, what the hell are you thinking?

-Vision quest complete
Faithfully yours, Mao "Puppy blood is delicious" Ze ****

[jwhitehorn]

So, did you leave in the last few minutes because it was 4:20 where you are or what?

-Vision quest complete
Faithfully yours, Mao "Puppy blood is delicious" Ze ****

You are such a cute puppy dog, following your master around the forums and wondering where he is at all times. Here little puppy dog... take this head-dress as a present.



Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Dallane]

<3

[alloin]

[KitKat]

[Ornery]

I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen on these forums.