A Salem Anecdote

[Droj]

"Hey wanna make a village together guys?"
"Yeah sure there's a lot of us, that's a good idea"

"Great I'll look for a good place, buy the writ, build the bell and start flatting out the area"
"Okay, we're just selling/using what we can then we'll be over there"

...couple of days later

"Okay town's up, got some of the area flat enough to start building walls. I'll make a start since I'm getting tired of digging all by myself."
"Cool, do you need some stone?"

...couple of weeks later














"Guys you coming to town already?"
"Yup, yup we're coming"

...a month or so later

"So whilst waiting for everybody to come here I'll continue with some more digging and wall building."
*silence*

"Guys, you there?"
*silence*

"Man, I do all that work and then you suckers just quit".
"Have you played FireFall?"

Share a Salem anecdote.

[colesie]

"You can port to me with a new character"
Ok

*45 minutes of explaining how to get onto your server/port to your base with HS and 2 accidental ports to the wilderness later

"Cool, here's some clothes and studies to get you started. Just derp around a bit and learn what to do"
Ok

*never logs on again

[alloin]

Sounds like me

[colesie]

Maiden: Is Salem still "Foraging: The Game"?
Yes

[logan]

back when mm was luring snakes in town

pilgrim gets biten....

tribeguy - "would you like to buy some serum, sir?"
pilgrim - " well im not sure, couldn't you just suck the poison out?"
tribeguy- "no you have to buy serum"
pilgrim - "ok, be right back"

ports home empties backpack waits till almost dead.
when just about dead returns to boston

pilgrim "ok ill buy serum, how much?"
tribeguy "150 sil, silver first"
pilgrim "sounds fair ok"

dies before making transaction,no items drop

tribeguy - jumps on ko'd body making stabbing motion and yells profanities....
pilgrim laughs silently at tribeguy, Dshaded?

[GeneralButthurt]

back when mm was luring snakes in town

pilgrim gets biten....

tribeguy - "would you like to buy some serum, sir?"
pilgrim - " well im not sure, couldn't you just suck the poison out?"
tribeguy- "no you have to buy serum"
pilgrim - "ok, be right back"

ports home empties backpack waits till almost dead.
when just about dead returns to boston

pilgrim "ok ill buy serum, how much?"
tribeguy "150 sil, silver first"
pilgrim "sounds fair ok"

dies before making transaction,no items drop

tribeguy - jumps on ko'd body making stabbing motion and yells profanities....
pilgrim laughs silently at tribeguy, Dshaded?

ah yes, i remember this story now, lol
such fine folk in this thread but where is donseluke and his hot ass girlfriend?

[alloin]

[colesie]

Lol that's a good one