Darnokpl of the month award
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:49 amThere comes a time in every forum where a post is posted that lacks such thought, sense or direction, that it deserves a way to describe it. We describe such posts, as darnokply. And in honor of such posts, we have established, the darnokpl of the month award:
"that you need a helmet to post and play this game"
Every month, you, the forumites, may select and vote for posts to go down in the darnokpl hall of fame. Some posts to start off:
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First off, a post from champie4, about the recent removal of bugged farms:
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4450&start=240#p52860
Truly a darnokpl in the making.
Next, a thread asking for help from IGN. The story itself is rather confusing to the untrained eye, but a version for the more simple minded:
A heart wrenching tale of how this ol' bloke IGN is angry at how they won't fix the bug of being unable to place a stove in his wooden lean-tube, when he has paid the game substantial amount of money for silver and socks! This is all so outrageous from such a promising medieval time game, so sophisticated that it hides behind the name of the colonial american town of Salem. He hasn't paid any money for something silly like silver or socks or nothing, but unless this game is fixed, in like 3 days, he refuses to pay it a single penny!
For the more discerning individual, here is the story, in all of its beauty:
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3366#p37046
Next in line is a post by CockyBastard, explaining how a java MMORPG where people can abuse overpowered mechanics to god-tier levels and destroy other people's work with little effort is ok because he found some wikipedia article on some guy from the napoleonic war who had limbs lobbed off. I know what you're thinking: totally relatable subjects. The full post can be seen below:
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4440#p51877
Finally, a post from the one and only, darnokpl! Ignoring mind, and the fact that there is a forum section directly suited to the making, installing, troubleshooting, and distribution of third party clients and client mods, he has leapt straight into our hearts with this lovable post!
viewtopic.php?f=15&t=4620#p54047
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Jorb-speed forumites!
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Votes:
CockyBastard, in Uncle Nelson/Darwoth: 1
Darnokpl, in lawyer skills of an 80 year old blind man: 2
"that you need a helmet to post and play this game"
Every month, you, the forumites, may select and vote for posts to go down in the darnokpl hall of fame. Some posts to start off:
---
First off, a post from champie4, about the recent removal of bugged farms:
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4450&start=240#p52860
Truly a darnokpl in the making.
Next, a thread asking for help from IGN. The story itself is rather confusing to the untrained eye, but a version for the more simple minded:
A heart wrenching tale of how this ol' bloke IGN is angry at how they won't fix the bug of being unable to place a stove in his wooden lean-tube, when he has paid the game substantial amount of money for silver and socks! This is all so outrageous from such a promising medieval time game, so sophisticated that it hides behind the name of the colonial american town of Salem. He hasn't paid any money for something silly like silver or socks or nothing, but unless this game is fixed, in like 3 days, he refuses to pay it a single penny!
For the more discerning individual, here is the story, in all of its beauty:
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3366#p37046
Next in line is a post by CockyBastard, explaining how a java MMORPG where people can abuse overpowered mechanics to god-tier levels and destroy other people's work with little effort is ok because he found some wikipedia article on some guy from the napoleonic war who had limbs lobbed off. I know what you're thinking: totally relatable subjects. The full post can be seen below:
viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4440#p51877
Finally, a post from the one and only, darnokpl! Ignoring mind, and the fact that there is a forum section directly suited to the making, installing, troubleshooting, and distribution of third party clients and client mods, he has leapt straight into our hearts with this lovable post!
viewtopic.php?f=15&t=4620#p54047
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Jorb-speed forumites!
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Votes:
CockyBastard, in Uncle Nelson/Darwoth: 1
Darnokpl, in lawyer skills of an 80 year old blind man: 2
