Salem

With April Fools just around the corner, I thought I would make a thread for people to share their favorite April Fools jokes. I'll go first:

Fill the sugar container with salt. ***** hilarious to do at work.

Loosen the cap on the salt and pepper shakers, so when somebody goes to use them they dump the whole thing on their food.

Get a gang of people to help you pull this prank on your victim. Throughout April Fool's day, when each person is around the victim, they should pretend to smell something stinky. Ask the victim if they smell it too. After several people in a row do this (separately), the victim will become paranoid that is is THEM that is stinking.

Show up dressed as a police officer to the targets house. Tell his wife that her entire family has died in a car accident. Wait approx 30 seconds. Then yell

APRIL FOOLS!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

When I was young we used to lay facedown on the side of a not so busy road, in the drainage ditch or next to the curb, pretending we were dead. When somebody stops and comes to shake you to check if you are ok, you can yell or make a really loud noise then get up and run away. If you want to go the extra mile, you just have 1 friend wait on the other side of the road and then lock lock all the doors on the victims car and then run off...or he can just steal the car, but that might result in a criminal offense.

Every Halloween my father would put much work into taking his old yardwork clothes and stuffing them with newspaper. He would stuff each pant leg until it was solid and then do the same for the shirt, socks, and ski mask. He would place a small hat on the figure and then sit it up perfectly outside our door with a scary mask and covered in ketchup as if it had been murdered. He loved watching the enjoyment the children got out of his creation.

Every weekend after halloween It was my job to throw away scarecrow. Instead I threw it off the nearest overpass and watched as drivers pulled to the side of the road flipping out that they had hit/killed someone.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

i pm PaymasterPaul to make my treaty payment.
then when he meets me in town and kins me

my alts name is:

Speaking of scarecrows...

I inform the Paymaster that all his efforts in Treaty Payment collections were for nothing. I have blown it all on hookers and booze.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

This one was done to me.

Call the Jerry Springer show and leave a message with their automated system using your friend's name and phone number. Make up some incredibly outlandish story (but still just within the realm of possibility) and wait until one of the show's producers/interns calls your friend to inquire about the sordid details.

When I was contacted by a producer, I was informed that I had left a message with the show explaining that I had been involved in an affair with my Catholic School teacher/nun who had just turned 60 and that both of us were ready to admit our love and come out to the world. The producer went on to say that they were really glad I had chosen the show as a way of expressing our love and that they were more than happy to fly me and my nun down as well as to pay for lodging for the weekend of filming.

I was 16 at the time, but it was still the best prank someone has pulled on me to date.

Retroactive Edit:

Tylan wrote:This one was done to me.

Call the Jerry Springer show and leave a message with their automated system using your friend's name and phone number. Make up some incredibly outlandish story (but still just within the realm of possibility) and wait until one of the show's producers/interns calls your friend to inquire about the sordid details.

When I was contacted by a producer, I was informed that I had left a message with the show explaining that I had been involved in an affair with my Catholic School teacher/nun who had just turned 60 and that both of us were ready to admit our love and come out to the world. The producer went on to say that they were really glad I had chosen the show as a way of expressing our love and that they were more than happy to fly me and my nun down as well as to pay for lodging for the weekend of filming.

I was 16 at the time, but it was still the best prank someone has pulled on me to date.

God )##(@*$it. That episode was pulled because they said "the other party backed out". So instead I was forced to propose and marry in vegas instead of Springer like we both always wanted.

I hate you Tylan.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe