Tea Party Vs Coffee Party

[kabuto202]

So as a proud British man, I was throwing a tea party in Boston; We were offering blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey. Quite a nice selection if I don't say so myself. Then this Frenchman comes along. I offered him some tea, being the courteous gentleman I am. But, like all French he had to ruin everything. He demanded that I serve him coffee, and even spread out his own coffee on my British tea table. That offended me so much I had to flip the table and walk out steaming in rage. So now I ask you great denizens of the New World? Tea or Coffee? British or French? Classy gentlemen or stinky plebeians whom have not discovered soap?

[Tylan]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. And if it isn't Twinings, just dump it down the sink.

I'm not French, but people around here consider humorous national representations that some may take offensively as a form of racism. Heads up.

[M_So]

What no English breakfast? can't start the day without my Twinings.

[clouddog]

what skills do you need to make tea or coffee`?

[robert]

orange peeko or rooiboos or go away

least the frenchman didnt throw the tea in the harbor.......thats an act of war IMO

[Ass_Kraken]

Am I the only one who thinks house of burgesses is turning into house of breakfast?

[Cawalox]

Soap?! SOAP!? Soap is for weak! Real men bath in blood of their enemies not with fat from innocent defenceless animals.
So pardon my french but I want some black ***** coffee.

[Darwoth]

males with testosterone drink coffee, those without have tea.

[JinxDevona]

Um ALE!!! If I had to pick tea or coffee... tea all the way.

[oldgrampak]

coffe with a whiskey on the side alwase