Mother Nature's Patch
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:43 amGreetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
As many can tell this latest patch is a blessing from The Great Spirit and Mother Nature! Finally the deforestation can be reversed and the Tribe can return Salem to the glorious forest that she once was! Let it be known that now more than ever the Tribe will be watching your trees closely. Every tree you chop down and every stump we find must have a new sproutling next to it. Those in compliance will be spared. Those in violation will be scalped.
However, perhaps the most important update in this patch was omitted from the patch notes entirely.
Yes, the long awaited headress that I showcased in the very first post the Tribe made:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=885#p8449
Has finally arrived.
Those who laughed at our EarthWorm obsession are now behind the curve. Those who wished to believe that The Great Spirits cared more about Mountains than our dirty elongated purple friends have been proven wrong. While we will not share with you how we have unlocked it. We will share with you the mats.
Any Squatter who does not assimilate into our Culture and wear the Headress by the end of the week shall be scalped by a brave wearing a headress. Now, there is no typo in that crafting. It brings up a window like a sign post where all those EW's need to be dropped into (thank god for shift-mousewheel). Those who have been saving the Earthworms as we instructed may trade them to us in Boston and we will make your headresses for you free of charge. Those who are to lazy to farm the mats can simply pay 2,000 silver and we will make one for you (we have a EW surplus right now).
Remember Squatters. Now more than ever it is time to watch your trees and to cover your scalps with the wondrous headdress. The MM Tribe is out there...... You may not see us but we most certainly see you.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
As many can tell this latest patch is a blessing from The Great Spirit and Mother Nature! Finally the deforestation can be reversed and the Tribe can return Salem to the glorious forest that she once was! Let it be known that now more than ever the Tribe will be watching your trees closely. Every tree you chop down and every stump we find must have a new sproutling next to it. Those in compliance will be spared. Those in violation will be scalped.
However, perhaps the most important update in this patch was omitted from the patch notes entirely.
Yes, the long awaited headress that I showcased in the very first post the Tribe made:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=885#p8449
Has finally arrived.
Those who laughed at our EarthWorm obsession are now behind the curve. Those who wished to believe that The Great Spirits cared more about Mountains than our dirty elongated purple friends have been proven wrong. While we will not share with you how we have unlocked it. We will share with you the mats.
Any Squatter who does not assimilate into our Culture and wear the Headress by the end of the week shall be scalped by a brave wearing a headress. Now, there is no typo in that crafting. It brings up a window like a sign post where all those EW's need to be dropped into (thank god for shift-mousewheel). Those who have been saving the Earthworms as we instructed may trade them to us in Boston and we will make your headresses for you free of charge. Those who are to lazy to farm the mats can simply pay 2,000 silver and we will make one for you (we have a EW surplus right now).
Remember Squatters. Now more than ever it is time to watch your trees and to cover your scalps with the wondrous headdress. The MM Tribe is out there...... You may not see us but we most certainly see you.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
