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Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 9:06 am
by Reviresco
I had parked four (scavenged) sturdy sleds on unpaved land in the inner courtyard of my base. When I logged in after a couple of days away I left my house and saw something pink in the middle of the red sled triangles on the minimap that looked exactly like a scent.

I was mid-"*****" when I realized it was a Image.


:oops:

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 9:13 am
by Qiresea
my dumbest scare was probably when i got KO'd in prov (i forgot to drink beetle juice) while caring 7k or so in my inventory. i thought i'd drop the coins on the ground :lol:

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 11:29 am
by saltmummy
I lose my **** whenever I see an animal appear briefly at the edge of the screen unexpectedly. I've got a lot of legacy haven paranoia left over.

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:06 pm
by Kandarim
get with your time - logout timers abound!
Mine: wouldn't be the first time I get surprised by one of my own characters :oops: I have one colour for all characters that are mine, but I'm not always 100% with settings those colours on every char :)

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:21 pm
by Lihz
Whenever playing with sound and mining in one of my clients, and a cave-down appears, I **** bricks.

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:56 pm
by Icon
Most recently was when I started playing again, mannequins were new and I built 7-8 of them without realizing they leave a payer marker on the mini map. Next day I log in to the same room and my mini loaded before my screen, I thought I was going to get gang beaten and killed for a sec.. And for a bonus story, in the first few days of my VQ I had just come back to the reservation after hunting, just as I closed the inside gate I see someone in an admirals jacket and headdress rushing up behind me. My first thought was "****! tribe!" then I realized where I was and what I was doing. Ended up being Brona :P

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 2:44 pm
by Goldenx
It was a long time that I haven't played salem, after the beta closed and my base got raided I stopped playing because my friend stopped playing aswell, and now I remembered this awesome game and started playing again, there were tons of new stuff and everything was new to me again, I had about 40 of all humours on my main character and found a huge abandoned city, I thought to myself "Oh wow, so much free loot should be left there" then I noticed on my map 3 players not moving, I was standing and waiting for them to do something, but they did nothing, and they were naked in the city, then I talked to my friend who came in my room for like 10seconds and I looked in the minimap and they moved, I shat my bricks and run as much as I could, then after 2 weeks I got the courage to come to the city again and I noticed that those players were again in the same spot, I was still scared of them and moved around them untill I realised they were just mannequins :lol:

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 3:05 pm
by linkfanpc
Does this have to be Salem scares?

1. Once on a F2P awesome Steam game called Unturned a zimbie snuck up on me and nearly gave me a heart attack. I mean they're cartoonish and adorable, yet he still managed to scare me... :oops:

2. On Hafen i play at 1 FPS, so when a bear walked up my lag was so bad i couldn't escape. I thought i was dead, then he just walked up like, "hey, what up bruh?" then walked off.

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 3:26 pm
by Paradoxyc
Mine had to be when I was a noob. I left my character logged in at my place (didn't have claimstone yet), as I went to get a quick snack IRL. When I came back like two minutes later, the screen said someone wanted to be my kin. Apparently, he was also a noob who had stolen from my unclaimed area the other day, and didn't realize someone still lived there. Pretty good timing to find me afk for that quick snack break :lol:


Edit:

My biggest scare ever had to be when I was when I was beaver hunting about 3 minutes away from my base, and saw a player on the minimap nearby. I never saw a player near me before so I ran back to base, hauling ass. Then I logged on a 20 bile alt and went back to check it out, and as I walked up to the marking on the minimap, the player came into view - he was dead, body still cold. I believe this was before madness so I chalked it up to disease, as I don't remember seeing a scalp or scents. Still, this was a funny and scary experience at the same time. I put a sign down saying "RIP Swag Jenkins" or something for him.

Re: Your Dumbest Scare

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 3:36 pm
by Kreek
Obligatory scared by my own red square on the minimap.