for a less serious conversation.
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:40 pmJokes!
There was this lizard in the jungle and he was just strolling threw minding his own business.
When he sees this monkey in a tree rolling a really big joint.
The lizard says he Monkey what are you doing. The monkey replied gonna get really high!
The monkey invited the lizard to come smoke with him.
So the lizard climbed up the tree and started smoking with the monkey.
After some time the lizard said "I have some really bad cotton mouth and I need some water".
The Monkey told him there was a river just down the path from the tree.
So the lizard climbs down and goes to the river to start drinking some water. When an alligator pops up in front of him.
The alligator asks him what is going on. The lizard says "I was smoking some weed with a monkey up the path and my mouth got really dry."
The alligator said I got to see this!
So the alligator moves up the path and sees the monkey in the tree all stoned and red-eyed.
The Alligator yells up to the monkey "Hey what are you doing?!?"
The monkey looks down from the tree and says:
"HOLY CRAP LIZARD HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?!?!"
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My wife said: "Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." I came back with 6 cartons of milk She said, "why in the hell did you buy six cartons of milk"
"They had eggs."
There was this lizard in the jungle and he was just strolling threw minding his own business.
When he sees this monkey in a tree rolling a really big joint.
The lizard says he Monkey what are you doing. The monkey replied gonna get really high!
The monkey invited the lizard to come smoke with him.
So the lizard climbed up the tree and started smoking with the monkey.
After some time the lizard said "I have some really bad cotton mouth and I need some water".
The Monkey told him there was a river just down the path from the tree.
So the lizard climbs down and goes to the river to start drinking some water. When an alligator pops up in front of him.
The alligator asks him what is going on. The lizard says "I was smoking some weed with a monkey up the path and my mouth got really dry."
The alligator said I got to see this!
So the alligator moves up the path and sees the monkey in the tree all stoned and red-eyed.
The Alligator yells up to the monkey "Hey what are you doing?!?"
The monkey looks down from the tree and says:
"HOLY CRAP LIZARD HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?!?!"
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My wife said: "Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six." I came back with 6 cartons of milk She said, "why in the hell did you buy six cartons of milk"
"They had eggs."
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