Salem

So, one day I was just traipsing along, just returning from a quick forage trip, when I stumbled over some trespassing evidence in my main player claim. From scattered clues I picked up here and there, I managed to figure out it was former Arcadia member, Sipo, who had come and made himself at home at my place.
It's not that I don't like the guy, but there are limits to my hospitality, so I pieced together a plan to take my revenge on him. While he was still nowhere to be found, I quickly built a couple of torchposts around the place, and planted some poisoned food and drinks. It didn't take long for me to meet with success, and the next time I checked the place out, I found the culprit knocked out near stuff he obviously couldn't take. I quickly meted out the appropriate justice, and looted his hat. After that, I had pity on him and sent him home, as his F&F debuff from the poisoned stuff seemed to be taking a toll still I pieced together afterwards that he had invited judaism to join him on the raid, but that he got lost along the way and ended up not coming at all.

trespasser evidence

building a torchpost

knocked out the target!

the fat loot

Justice!

Yeah these hats are great everyone looks so cool and pretty with them

best thread ever. should have scalped him

Gotta ask him whats his beer & beverages proficiencie.

JamesBonham wrote:Gotta ask him whats his beer & beverages proficiencie.

pretty low from the looks of it

Lol

Surely you have done something horrible to his corpse, he seems to be logged in / logged out for over a day now.

Justice!