Yes, I know they aren't actually painted and they aren't exactly artistic genius, but it was the best I could do at three in the morning. Also, I would have used turkey eggs but someone gave away all my turkey eggs. 3 dozen turkey eggs for hatching, 90$ down the drain all because some friend of the family "wanted to know what they taste like." I'll tell you what they taste like, exactly the goddamn same as regular chicken eggs.
[edit] yes, I raise turkey's irl, and yes, I do charge 30$ for a dozen turkey eggs. It's an acceptable (and often gladly paid) price for eggs that I sell for the purpose of hatching into poults. A massive profit considering I will occasionally sell an adult turkey (gobbler) for fifty to sixty bucks.
