WELCOME TO THE AMERICAN POLITICAL SYSTEM, ONE AND ALL.
I AM SELLING MY VOTE IN THE UPCOMING WISCONSIN PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.***
*** = I am not directly selling my vote but instead selling 'Dallanees' to the highest bidder who may suggest who I vote for and then be refunded if I choose to vote for someone else. This is not a direct sale of RL items for in-game items and should not be taken as so. I may change my mind as to the suggested candidate at the last minute and then refund the items. If I have misunderstood any rules or TotallyMeow's interpretation of in-game item trading such as this I simply ask that TotallyMeow removes this thread in it's entirety instead of banning me.
According to the rules of the election I can vote in either the Republican or Democratic primaries so you can suggest anyone.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO POSSIBLY GET ME TO VOTE AGAINST TRUMP IF YOU ARE FROM EUROPE OR MEXICO AND WANT TO SAVE YOUR COUNTRY FROM BEING BLOWN UP ---or--- THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO POSSIBLY GET ME TO VOTE FOR TRUMP SO AS TO MAKE AMERICA AWESOME AGAIN.
I just recently talked with Tmeow and she says that a trade similar to this was okay.
TotalyMeow wrote:That would be an in-game transaction of in-game items. It's a valid suggestion, though a bit morally ambiguous.
I wasn't sure if this belongs here or in the 'Tradewinds' section so I'll put it here.
RULES:
1. I will not be selling my vote directly for items in-game. Instead I will be offering an in-game currency of my own making of a secret word written on paper. This paper money shall henceforth be called 'Dallanees' which I will make and give to the the highest bidder and the highest bidder only. The highest bidder and owner of the 'Dallanees' will be able to offer me a SUGGESTED candidate for me to vote for.
2.The bid items for the 'Dallanees' will be delivered before the day of the election which is Tuesday, April 5th.
3. I will show a RL picture of my ballot with the candidate of your suggested choice marked after I vote, if I agree to vote for your suggested candidate.
4. If I do not show a picture at all or I instead choose someone else who the owner of the 'Dallanees' has not not suggested I promise to return the items for the 'Dallanees'.
5. There will not be any direct in-game transaction for 'Real Life' material. Instead my eventual choice of who to vote for will either be that I may choose to vote for the suggested candidate of the owner of the 'Dallanees' ---or--- I may choose not to vote for the suggested candidate and I then promise to return the items for the 'Dallanees'.
These are the items that you can offer for in-game 'Dallanees'. Only the highest bidder will receive the 'Dallanees':
ONE DALLANEE ITEMS:
Furfur hides. Darkenbear hides. Wishpoosh hides. Lucky Pants. Lucky Shirt. Springs. WSS. Amethyst. Black Pearl. Orange Easter Egg.
TWO DALLANEE ITEMS:
Clean Pirate Captain's Coat. Clean Admiral's Coat. Clean 'Needle' clothing. Miasma Masque.
THREE DALLANEE ITEMS:
Store bought tools. King's items. Store bought weapons.
FOUR DALLANEE ITEMS:
Bonnet. Bear Claw. March Hare tail. Executioner's Whip. Trapper's Rifle.
TEN DALLANEE ITEMS:
Claymore. Highlander's Belt. Spider's Egg. Parliament's Whig. Prospector's Hat. Executioner's Masque. Feather of the Brave. Advernturer's Vest. Red Coat's Backpack.
TWENTY DALLANEE ITEMS:
Bear Paw. Lobster Claw. Goat Mask. Lucky Horse Shoe.
THIRTY DALLANEE ITEMS:
Menbranous Wing. Black Top Hat. Amazon Hat. Any Instrument. Undertaker's Coat. Witch's Hat. Robin Masque.
Note: Dev's are of course allowed to bid so be aware that they may "create" items to overbid you for 'Dallanees'.
Note: I may add items to the 'Dallanees' price list, so keep your eyes open.
SO ONE AND ALL, GO AHEAD AND BID AND MAY THE RICHEST PILGRIM WIN. POST YOUR BIDS BELOW AND UPDATE THEM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. THE AUCTION HAS BEGUN.
