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'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:56 am
by Claeyt
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:10 am
by Synnestry
Praise Lord Carver, I would have attended mass but I was busy. Picking flowers.

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:36 am
by greggbot
For those who don't speak robot:
JC was the new god. He often made a mess. He couldn't help himsef. Every day, loftar had to clean up his messes. This made loftar sad. But JC only laughed.
Some periods and spaces inserted by me for the sake of readability. And yes, that typo in the third sentence was there in the original binary.

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:05 am
by Dallane
Removed profanity

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:20 am
by Darwoth
it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:34 am
by MarpTarpton
greggbot wrote: And yes, that typo in the third sentence was there in the original binary.


The several typos and poor choices in grammatical structure indicate, to most scholars, that the Book of Loftar was actually not written by Loftar Himself but rather one of his followers. The splintered factions of Loftarian doctrine debate still on the idea of Loftar the man versus Loftar the deity.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:30 pm
by Hose
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THATS WOT U GET FOR KICKERING ME OUT OF KWAAD'S TEAMSPEAK!!!!!

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:02 pm
by alprice
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:14 pm
by Hose
alprice wrote:
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol

u stupid

Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:16 am
by er-queent8r
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:



Such a pretty pretty flower you are Darwoth :D

alprice wrote:
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol


Yup everyone knew this except for claeyt.