Salem

(To be read in the voice of Morgan Freeman)

Often times... with the addition of new content or changes...
I find myself perusing the forums to find... a cacophony of sadness or complaint...
Now don't get me wrong... there is plenty of happiness to be found, if one seeks it out...
However... when the tears of utter devastation... rage... simple confusion...
or possibly just sudden allergies spurred on by the influx of daisies and autumn grass...
When those tears flow from the eyes Pilgrims and are spilled upon these pages...
I have come to find comfort by the idea that a person will be there...
One who seems to wade through the posts like Andy Dufresne through a sewer pipe...
A person, of whom, I can rely on to respond... with sometimes consideration...
most times a mild to immeasurable amusement by one or any number of Pilgrim's struggles...
This consistent mixture of amusement, sarcasm, and the occasional pinch of simply not giving a **** is one that I have come to appreciate...

So to that I say... without attempting to blandish...

You're doing a fine job JohnCarver... a fine... fine job...

(End Morgan Freeman)

I believe we established that Morgan Freeman voice was dark green font color.

pistolshrimp wrote:I believe we established that Morgan Freeman voice was dark green font color.

Would that be #004040 or #008040? I wouldn't want to be out of line...

lol plz dont