Quotes collection thread

[Pildream]

We could gather here all the interesting quotes that we have come across reading the forum.
Thus keeping track of the interesting/funny/whatever things that we might miss not reading every single post in this chaotic, 24/7 orgy

We could even have a poll every now and then , like "best quote of the month" or so..
the winner, the post owner, not the quot-er, will get to be trolled for the next month by everyone , not a single serious answer , or you know get a nice thing by the devs , like his personal fast-travel-in-the-middle-of-the-ocean NPC at his base or something ..

anyway
I'd like to start with:

Icon wrote:
This isn't Farmville with fighting, its Mortal Kombat with corn.

which I did not come across at the actual thread, but Meow's signature.

[Kandarim]

oh yes. Here's a one from my old sig:

Subject: Custom client by Latikai, building on Ender's client

Jealous are we?

I took a heap dump in your meshmode

also here's a couple I feel should be made public by now, from roa/early prov town chat. I think they show a good sketch of the people involved:

[alloin]

my signature is the best quote ! where's my reward?

[Icon]

Alright alright... lets not dump too much me all in 1 thread, we dont need the ladies to melt upon logging in to the page.

My favorite quote of all time is still

"I will level the whole place flat, then dig up the pavement, and possibly even uneven the dirt long before I ever hand it to THAT guy"

-- Binks on the idea of donating the fight club to Clayet

[Brona]

Wizard trolleys don't make offers.

[Heffernan]

Shut up Claeyt

[Kandarim]

and here's one that should also be saved, by our very own pistolshrimp:

all I am saying is that if you condensed the entire I'M Gay/BBQ Thread into a single, long run on sentence, removed the letter e's, and turned it into an interpretative dance to be performed by a quadriplegic theater group it would still be a more cohesive and relevant piece of work than this horse ****.

[Claeyt]

When was the Fight club ever going to me? I didn't ask for it. I think we just needed someone to open the doors for us back then.

[Thor]

What was that Darwoth said about devs taking dumps at us while we swim inside the toilet?? I have no memory where that was from but it's ancient reply.

[King_Nothing]

your brains like how has gobbler