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Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:43 am
by JohnCarver
Greetings Salemites,
It has recently come to my attention that our lead Creative Director, Marp Tarpton, is color-blind. He recently has found the following dress on what I can only imagine was a drunken night of Snap Chat.

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While it is mildly concerning that Marp is spending his time looking at dresses when we still need skeletons for our Pigs. I am more concerned that he is quite confident this dress is White and Gold.

For the sanity of the work environment here at Mortal Moments I please ask that you all correct him and educate him that the dress is indeed the Blue and Black as CLEARLY shown in this picture.

I will try to make a point to push a few of these in-game to those of you who contribute to helping poor Marp.

Thanks,
John Carver
Mortal Moments Inc.

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:45 am
by Murphy
idk all I see is green and red

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:46 am
by Rubberduckbandit
Oh god please don't bring this here i come to Salem to get away from things like this there's an explanation why people see 2 different colors which i'm to lazy to explain why, and yes it is either blue and black or gold and white depending on the person.

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:47 am
by JohnCarver
Rubberduckbandit wrote:Oh god please don't bring this here i come to Salem to get away from things like this there's an explanation why people see 2 different colors which i'm to lazy to explain why, and yes it is either blue and black or gold and white depending on the person.


Please don't troll this thread. The dress is blue and black. Please explain to marp.

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:47 am
by Rololas
Looks gold and white to me...

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:49 am
by MarpTarpton
I will not be swayed.

As can be shown:

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As we often say in the Creative department, "Please stop, JC. You are dumb."

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:50 am
by alprice
Weird!! My kid just showed me the same picture. I said blue and black and she said yellow and white. Yall are crazy!

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:52 am
by JohnCarver
alprice wrote:Weird!! My kid just showed me the same picture. I said blue and black and she said yellow and white. Yall are crazy!


You are correct. Please take your child to an eye doctor.

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:53 am
by MarpTarpton
If the cape looks blue in Boston, don't worry Gold/Whiters. Head to the darkness to see beyond the glare of JC's cheating.

Re: Marp Tarpton is Color-Blind

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:53 am
by Dallane
And thus tumbler comes to salem. Plz stop. This is triggering me.